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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby smitty » Sun Feb 17, 2013 05:00:03

Justin Verlander. Again?

What an actor!!!!!

Kate Upton is kinda lame and there are thousands of great looking broads all over America. Millions actually. And many thousands or even millions of them are way cooler than Kate Upton in many, many ways.

Kate Upton is really good looking. But she's pretty lame.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Slowhand » Sun Feb 17, 2013 08:10:04

and there you have it, I guess
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Trent Steele » Sun Feb 17, 2013 10:50:02

Really didn't expect Kate Upton comment to be so controversial.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby 1 » Sun Feb 17, 2013 11:26:39

This is the Internet. No one is ever as hot as you think she is.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby swishnicholson » Sun Feb 17, 2013 12:23:22

Trent Steele wrote:Really didn't expect Kate Upton comment to be so controversial.


Oh c'mon. If we signed her for her age 33-37 years you'd be the first one to slag on her.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Napalm » Sun Feb 17, 2013 12:24:58

and she's going to look gross during those age 33-37 years imo. not the kind of chick that ages gracefully

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Bucky » Sun Feb 17, 2013 12:26:58

I love the washington post advice columnist. She's not the affirming, you-first kind of advice person which is so prevalent today.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby TenuredVulture » Sun Feb 17, 2013 12:29:13

Napalm wrote:and she's going to look gross during those age 33-37 years imo. not the kind of chick that ages gracefully


You're probably wrong about that. She reminds me of Christie Brinkley, who has aged rather nicely.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Napalm » Sun Feb 17, 2013 12:31:41

they are not even close to the same type. maybe a little in the scrunched up face and nose, maybe.

anyway, lets just enjoy kate now

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby swishnicholson » Sun Feb 17, 2013 12:43:51

I think she'll look just fine at 33, actually.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Slowhand » Sun Feb 17, 2013 13:06:09

Napalm wrote:and she's going to look gross during those age 33-37 years imo. not the kind of chick that ages gracefully


Gotta live in the moment.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby PrattRules » Sun Feb 17, 2013 16:20:39

Went to Matador last night in Wayne. Dude charged me 6 bucks for a corona. Almost told him to fuck himself.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Wheels Tupay » Sun Feb 17, 2013 16:21:23

What is the proper spelling for cancel in the past tense? Is canceled (with one l) and cancelled (with two l's) both acceptable?
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby jamiethekiller » Sun Feb 17, 2013 16:21:42

should of went to Teresas in wayne instead

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Woody » Sun Feb 17, 2013 16:34:31

Wheels Tupay wrote:What is the proper spelling for cancel in the past tense? Is canceled (with one l) and cancelled (with two l's) both acceptable?


http://grammarist.com/spelling/cancel/
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Slowhand » Sun Feb 17, 2013 19:25:41

Decided to eat healthy tonight so I had a chicken breast and salad. My parents came home from a day out and brought me 4 big pieces of leftover pizza. The best laid plans...

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby SK790 » Sun Feb 17, 2013 21:30:59

PrattRules wrote:Went to Matador last night in Wayne. Dude charged me 6 bucks for a corona. Almost told him to fuck himself.

your problem was that you were ordering a corona.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby SK790 » Sun Feb 17, 2013 21:32:03

i bet kate upton would be horrible to have a conversation with.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby 1 » Sun Feb 17, 2013 21:34:35

SK790 wrote:i bet kate upton would be horrible to have a conversation with.

I bet absolutely no one fantasizes about that.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby The Dude » Sun Feb 17, 2013 21:38:34

day two of upton-gate
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