An old lady just rolled past the front of my office wearing what looked to be a fake fur leopard print coat and riding a hover-round. My day is made.

it's only one Thursday each month you can do that..."night skies in the observatory". Normally the museum closes at 5PM, so plan in advance, or get lucky like grote did

Bucky wrote:it's only one Thursday each month you can do that..."night skies in the observatory". Normally the museum closes at 5PM, so plan in advance, or get lucky like grote did

Yeah it popped up on a Google search for cheap valentines phila -- form an orderly line, ladies -- and was open late

I took an ex-girlfriend to Trader Joe's

thanks for the heads up, bucky

Some lady in my office just told me she'd rather be blind than deaf. WHAT

why did she say this to you?

Silence Sarge wrote:An old lady just rolled past the front of my office wearing what looked to be a fake fur leopard print coat and riding a hover-round. My day is made.

It's nice out so I took a walk through Rittenhouse. I saw a hawk, a midget and then went and got fried chicken and donuts. Life is good.

girl at the tattoo shop yesterday said she works at GSI. i asked if she knew Duane Peck. she didn't.

If you got to see a hawk and a midget on the same journey, buy a ticket. Somebody is working with you.

WilliamC wrote:If you got to see a hawk and a midget on the same journey, buy a ticket. Somebody is working with you.

Way ahead of you.

Who is the LeBron or Michael or Kobe of hot girls?

opening up a can of worms on that one, Willy

tons of people out in Center City East too. swung by Mitchell and Ness, got a Sonics hat and an Eagles hat for 5 bucks apiece

stupid effing KC airport and their bar/restaurant OUTSIDE security

The Dude wrote:stupid effing KC airport and their bar/restaurant OUTSIDE security

Who does that?

Swiggers wrote:My wife's friend's cousin went missing this morning.

He left without taking his car, and left a note for his father. He also was in real estate and liked to play the ponies. This is probably not good.

He reappeared today and is fine. Dunno yet what he did or why.

Ask him something only your wife's friend would know to safeguard against body snatching

Quite the shit show I witnessed at Chipotle today. I had three extremely white trash looking people in front of me. They looked related, like a mom and son and daughter (early 20s), but then the two younger ones start kissing. I honestly still think they're related because they all looked inbred. Anyway, the dude grabs a cigarette from the mom and goes outside. He comes back inside and…I don't know what he did in that two minutes, but it was more than a cigarette because he's now high as fuck. He can barely stand, open his eyes or speak. These people had obviously never been to Chipotle because they're ordering like they're at Taco Bell, saying stuff like "I want a grande taco supreme". So, the women have to order for this guy because he's just completely fried. It takes them forever because they don't understand how to order.

Anyway, the woman pays and this is where it gets fun. The women go to their seats and the guy is just standing there. He's asking the guy behind the counter for (you all will like this) a side of mayonnaise. Chipotle guy says they don't have mayo. Clearly out of it, he keeps asking for mayonnaise. Chipotle guy says "Do you mean sour cream". "Yeah". So he gives him the sour cream…and he starts asking for mayo again. Then he starts asking the cashier for mayo. They keep telling him like 20 times that there's no fucking mayo and to please get out of line. He's now holding up everything. Then he starts asking for black olives. For a good two minutes this is going on and they can't get him to move or leave them alone. At this point, he's more confused than ever and is awkwardly trying to unwrap his burrito right there at the register, while continuing to ask for black olives and mayo. Normally, I would find this is a bit more interesting, but I'm hungry and just want to pay and eat. Finally the two women come over and get him to sit down. I then watched as this creature attempted to eat the burrito.

WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE ABOUT RACE

Lots of poop today