Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby SK790 » Sat Feb 16, 2013 20:20:55

Trent Steele wrote:Kate Upton is everything that is good and right about the US FUCKING A

really?
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby The Dude » Sat Feb 16, 2013 20:25:36

probably
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Bill McNeal » Sat Feb 16, 2013 20:28:57

SK790 wrote:
Trent Steele wrote:Kate Upton is everything that is good and right about the US FUCKING A

really?


You've seen the video of her dancing/jiggling in a bikini right? I mean, maybe she's not the hottest chick in your opinion, but the fact that we live in a country where a) someone like that exists and b) someone thought to video it and share it with us is pretty much how we prove that the terrorists didn't win.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Napalm » Sat Feb 16, 2013 20:29:52

she's got a lot of jiggly parts to admire.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby SK790 » Sat Feb 16, 2013 20:32:13

her only discernible talent is being attractive. good for her, i guess.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Napalm » Sat Feb 16, 2013 20:33:47

well thats what trent meant. merica

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby SK790 » Sat Feb 16, 2013 20:35:05

to each his own
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Napalm » Sat Feb 16, 2013 20:37:04

im not obsessed with her like everybody, but dude

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby SK790 » Sat Feb 16, 2013 20:52:09

just let me be annoyed by innocuous comments on the internet, geez.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Bucky » Sat Feb 16, 2013 20:54:49

besides her looks, ya know what's (relatively) right with her? She doesn't have that constantly bored look that most supermodel chicks have. So in the absence of any real evidence, I choose to believe she's a fun chick who doesn't take herself too seriously.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby SK790 » Sat Feb 16, 2013 21:32:35

she's more than just looks, man; she's got a great demeanor about her.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Bucky » Sat Feb 16, 2013 21:36:02

SHE'S NOT MEAN LEAVE HER ALONE

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby The Dude » Sat Feb 16, 2013 21:41:36

geez just let some guys like a hot girl
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Bucky » Sat Feb 16, 2013 21:48:35

i used to play in an original band and we had a song called "misdemeanor". One time- about a year into our run- I saw the bass player's song list. On it was "Mister Meaner". (no, he wasn't just joking).

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby SK790 » Sat Feb 16, 2013 21:56:22

The Dude wrote:geez just let some guys like a hot girl

i must kill all joy.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby SK790 » Sat Feb 16, 2013 21:58:20

all i'm saying that i think she's far from everything that is right with america. we're not allowed to be hyperbolic here. there are rules.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby The Savior » Sat Feb 16, 2013 22:40:31

actually, compared to other areas in the world and how those societies treat women, she's a great example of what's right about america.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby mcare89 » Sat Feb 16, 2013 23:04:13

SK790 wrote:all i'm saying that i think she's far from everything that is right with america. we're not allowed to be hyperbolic here. there are rules.

Mandatory hyperbole is one of the rules. If you don't believe me, check every thread where we signed somebody to a minor league deal.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby phatj » Sat Feb 16, 2013 23:49:30

I have a few gray hairs at my temples, and quite a bit in my beard.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Sun Feb 17, 2013 04:03:10

i've been getting grey hairs around my temples for about a year or so now. i'm 27 and i don't give a fuck
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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