Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby jamiethekiller » Thu Feb 14, 2013 14:35:59

everytime i go i walk away disappointed. its expensive. its not healthy. tastes bland.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby TheFrank » Thu Feb 14, 2013 14:49:33

You fellas must not have had their "big kid grilled cheese" and tomato soup yet then.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Soren » Thu Feb 14, 2013 15:47:15

this week sucks
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby 1 » Thu Feb 14, 2013 15:48:41

this week rules, dude. four-day weekend starts NOW.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby CalvinBall » Thu Feb 14, 2013 15:55:53

four day weekend? and we wonder why our kids are falling behind the rest of the world.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Grotewold » Thu Feb 14, 2013 16:21:29

Any good Valentine's plans? I will be ranking them based on creativity and financial efficiency, not stealing the best one

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby 1 » Thu Feb 14, 2013 16:23:44

CalvinBall wrote:four day weekend? and we wonder why our kids are falling behind the rest of the world.


good one
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Thu Feb 14, 2013 16:24:15

Grotewold wrote:Any good Valentine's plans? I will be ranking them based on creativity and financial efficiency, not stealing the best one


my girlfriend lives in NYC so we're going to the Comedy Cellar on Sunday
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Grotewold » Thu Feb 14, 2013 16:25:06

Barry Jive wrote:
Grotewold wrote:Any good Valentine's plans? I will be ranking them based on creativity and financial efficiency, not stealing the best one


my girlfriend lives in NYC so we're going to the Comedy Cellar on Sunday


Awesome

Ever been to Blind Tiger nearby?

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Thu Feb 14, 2013 16:26:44

nope, was actually looking for a bar nearby in case we needed to kill time in between dinner and the show. what's it like?
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Grotewold » Thu Feb 14, 2013 16:28:28

Barry Jive wrote:nope, was actually looking for a bar nearby in case we needed to kill time in between dinner and the show. what's it like?


Kind of like Standard Tap, but nicer and with a better beer list. If it's decent weather they open the windows and you can lean at the ledge and people watch on Bleecker. It rules

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby CalvinBall » Thu Feb 14, 2013 16:35:52

1 wrote:
CalvinBall wrote:four day weekend? and we wonder why our kids are falling behind the rest of the world.


good one


thanks man

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Thu Feb 14, 2013 16:36:25

Grotewold wrote:
Barry Jive wrote:nope, was actually looking for a bar nearby in case we needed to kill time in between dinner and the show. what's it like?


Kind of like Standard Tap, but nicer and with a better beer list. If it's decent weather they open the windows and you can lean at the ledge and people watch on Bleecker. It rules


awesome, thanks
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby 1 » Thu Feb 14, 2013 16:37:15

CalvinBall wrote:
1 wrote:
CalvinBall wrote:four day weekend? and we wonder why our kids are falling behind the rest of the world.


good one


thanks man

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby PrattRules » Thu Feb 14, 2013 17:06:50

I didn't know how to pronounce awry until about 3 years ago.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby BigEd76 » Thu Feb 14, 2013 17:44:46

uh-RYE

Now pronounce Lotulelei

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Napalm » Thu Feb 14, 2013 20:18:29

Grotewold wrote:Any good Valentine's plans? I will be ranking them based on creativity and financial efficiency, not stealing the best one

steak, chorch, skyfall.

of course i'm hanging out alone, so that doesnt help you

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Thu Feb 14, 2013 20:35:02

i ate Outback takeout with my parents. it was okay
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby drsmooth » Thu Feb 14, 2013 20:58:33

Barry Jive wrote:nope, was actually looking for a bar nearby in case we needed to kill time in between dinner and the show. what's it like?


at comedy cellar you're literally just around the corner(s) from zinc bar, poisson rouge, sullivan hall, bitter end, kenny's castaways, etc
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Thu Feb 14, 2013 21:07:50

the fascism of choice

any recommendations, smoothie?
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