Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby azrider » Wed Feb 20, 2013 06:01:23

Azrider is stuck at a strip club.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby SK790 » Wed Feb 20, 2013 07:00:26

^1st thought: post on bsg
I like teh waether

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby azrider » Wed Feb 20, 2013 07:46:18

got home...

there is just way too much crazy stripper drama! while i try to collect my thoughts for the evening, i still don't know whether i should rub one off now or just wait for the gf to wake up tomorrow.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby azrider » Wed Feb 20, 2013 07:48:17

SK790 wrote:^1st thought: post on bsg


actually second... wanted to call home and ask for mom's advise on the situation.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby JUburton » Wed Feb 20, 2013 09:32:25

I went to trivia last night with a friend, another friend's boyfriend, and three of his friends (two oral surgeons and a dentist). I don't think I've ever seen a book smarts / 'street' smarts difference so large. One of them didn't know what an obelisk was. One of them thought Of Mice and Men was actually about mice. This dude went to Penn dental. Another thought a group of oysters was called a bushel.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Bucky » Wed Feb 20, 2013 09:57:12

good, i want them to know anything and everything about my teeth and the heck with all that other stuff.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby JUburton » Wed Feb 20, 2013 10:05:27

They're not my goddamn dentist! I want $50 off my bar tab.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby The Dude » Wed Feb 20, 2013 10:08:06

a good carpenter never blames his tools
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby JUburton » Wed Feb 20, 2013 10:29:31

I never claimed to be a good carpenter. These dudes just never passed 7th grade shop.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby The Nightman Cometh » Wed Feb 20, 2013 10:38:36

Reading the Leviathan is terrible.

I hate Hobbes so much.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Grotewold » Wed Feb 20, 2013 11:13:44

azrider wrote:there is just way too much crazy stripper drama!


I hear you there buddy

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby pacino » Wed Feb 20, 2013 11:18:04

Gallup did a study of 200,000 people in the US. 3.5% of people in the US are self-described as gay. that doesn't count people who dont admit it, obviously.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby CalvinBall » Wed Feb 20, 2013 11:20:05

always thought the stat was around 5 percent. this is news?

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby pacino » Wed Feb 20, 2013 11:20:25

it was reported by news outlets. so yes.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Bucky » Wed Feb 20, 2013 11:22:00

they report about kardashians too

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Feb 20, 2013 11:24:28

this kardashian character, what she look like

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby CalvinBall » Wed Feb 20, 2013 11:26:20

what i am saying is, they are reporting something as news that i was under the impression was already a generally accepted statistic.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby pacino » Wed Feb 20, 2013 11:28:23

CalvinBall wrote:what i am saying is, they are reporting something as news that i was under the impression was already a generally accepted statistic.

well you must be a fucking genius then. take a bow. send an email off to gallup to tell them to close up shop.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Grotewold » Wed Feb 20, 2013 11:29:14

Houshphandzadeh wrote:this kardashian character, what she look like


9/10 pants a very big bra

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Bucky » Wed Feb 20, 2013 11:29:33

BREAKING: SUN SETS IN THE WEST

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