Azrider is stuck at a strip club.

^1st thought: post on bsg

got home...

there is just way too much crazy stripper drama! while i try to collect my thoughts for the evening, i still don't know whether i should rub one off now or just wait for the gf to wake up tomorrow.

SK790 wrote:^1st thought: post on bsg

actually second... wanted to call home and ask for mom's advise on the situation.

I went to trivia last night with a friend, another friend's boyfriend, and three of his friends (two oral surgeons and a dentist). I don't think I've ever seen a book smarts / 'street' smarts difference so large. One of them didn't know what an obelisk was. One of them thought Of Mice and Men was actually about mice. This dude went to Penn dental. Another thought a group of oysters was called a bushel.

good, i want them to know anything and everything about my teeth and the heck with all that other stuff.

They're not my goddamn dentist! I want $50 off my bar tab.

a good carpenter never blames his tools

I never claimed to be a good carpenter. These dudes just never passed 7th grade shop.

Reading the Leviathan is terrible.

I hate Hobbes so much.

azrider wrote:there is just way too much crazy stripper drama!

I hear you there buddy

Gallup did a study of 200,000 people in the US. 3.5% of people in the US are self-described as gay. that doesn't count people who dont admit it, obviously.

always thought the stat was around 5 percent. this is news?

it was reported by news outlets. so yes.

they report about kardashians too

this kardashian character, what she look like

what i am saying is, they are reporting something as news that i was under the impression was already a generally accepted statistic.

CalvinBall wrote:what i am saying is, they are reporting something as news that i was under the impression was already a generally accepted statistic.

well you must be a fucking genius then. take a bow. send an email off to gallup to tell them to close up shop.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:this kardashian character, what she look like

9/10 pants a very big bra

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