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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Feb 20, 2013 16:52:41

I suck at tying knots

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Napalm » Wed Feb 20, 2013 16:53:14

way to go calvin

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby swishnicholson » Wed Feb 20, 2013 17:00:21

TenuredVulture wrote:
Speaking of Hobbes, has anyone else heard of the "prepping" movement--these are people preparing for the collapse of civilization. But they really have some dumb ideas--one article I saw involved uses for bananas. But if there one thing you're not likely to have in an apocalypse, I'd think a banana is pretty close to the top of the list. http://www.thereadystore.com/diy/6505/1 ... r-bananas/



I wouldn't want to live in a world in which there were no bananas for scale.

Oh and Leviathan was a good read, although I don't remember what edition I read. Hegel was always a slog for me, though worth the effort.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby bury me » Wed Feb 20, 2013 17:04:29

anyone else seeing Johnny Marr at the Trocadero?

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Youseff » Wed Feb 20, 2013 17:19:33

I'm wearing a pedometer at work. I've covered .257 miles since 2 PM. Lots of water & peeing.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Grotewold » Wed Feb 20, 2013 17:20:40

bury me wrote:anyone else seeing Johnny Marr at the Trocadero?


He working there now?

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby bury me » Wed Feb 20, 2013 17:32:12

working the stage for a night amirite

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Feb 20, 2013 17:49:28

Youseff wrote:I'm wearing a pedometer at work. I've covered .257 miles since 2 PM. Lots of water & peeing.

I just started on one of those team walking challenges here, at the behest of a coworker. the first day was pretty fun since I was walking a ton anyway, but tonight I plan on staying in and don't know if these people expect me to do some nonsense walking so I reach my "goal" of 5 miles

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby CalvinBall » Wed Feb 20, 2013 17:51:22

just sit on the couch and shake the pedometer a bunch of times

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Feb 20, 2013 17:53:01

I don't cheat anymore

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Trent Steele » Wed Feb 20, 2013 18:01:25

Attach it to your dog
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Feb 20, 2013 18:04:00

It'd be easier to just lie on the form

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Youseff » Wed Feb 20, 2013 18:07:44

I'm just doing it to break up the monotony of refreshing realgm.com for news. I also like the squiggly map you get when you're done too.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Bucky » Wed Feb 20, 2013 18:19:34

you ARE george costanza aren't you

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Wed Feb 20, 2013 20:02:02

CalvinBall wrote:just sit on the couch and shake the pedometer a bunch of times

Sounds like what Sandusky would do whenever a Toys-R-Us catalog arrived in the mail.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby drsmooth » Wed Feb 20, 2013 20:09:57

JUburton wrote:Another thought a group of oysters was called a bushel.


Sheesh, I thought everyone knew it snot
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby PrattRules » Wed Feb 20, 2013 21:21:05

Had a flat tire today. A chance to prove myself... Took me an hour and a stranger's better-than-mine lug wrench to get the job done. Did that while half my co-workers were looking at me out the window. Feeling emasculated.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby PrattRules » Wed Feb 20, 2013 21:28:51

Pacman, bring back the Carl Winslow. I can't do it without you.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Werthless » Wed Feb 20, 2013 22:41:54

JUburton wrote:I went to trivia last night with a friend, another friend's boyfriend, and three of his friends (two oral surgeons and a dentist). I don't think I've ever seen a book smarts / 'street' smarts difference so large. One of them didn't know what an obelisk was. One of them thought Of Mice and Men was actually about mice. This dude went to Penn dental. Another thought a group of oysters was called a bushel.

I question your overall smarts if you claim that knowledge of ancient architecture, mollusks, and books falls outside of book smarts. :) That they openly admit to not knowing these things instead of staying quiet -- like a normal person does when they don't know a question at trivia -- tips the scales back in your favor slightly.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Trent Steele » Wed Feb 20, 2013 23:22:47

Johnny Carson was freaking hilarious
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