Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby phatj » Thu Feb 21, 2013 22:30:02

Good news everyone, pacino has been unbanned
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby phatj » Thu Feb 21, 2013 22:30:42

Don't all applaud at once
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby ReadingPhilly » Thu Feb 21, 2013 23:16:18

SK790 wrote:22 missed calls while i slept today. fuck this charles dude.


I still have some guy from florida trying to kick my ass every once in a while.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby SK790 » Thu Feb 21, 2013 23:25:40

when i was still answering them early this morning, i told the guy that there was no charles and i've been getting these calls asking for him all morning. then asked if he could take me off the call list because they weren't going to reach charles at this number. this apparently made me a "fucking asshole".

it was a fun morning.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Wheels Tupay » Fri Feb 22, 2013 00:08:55

Everyone enjoy SK's few final days of posting. He will end up at the bottom of a river soon.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby smitty » Fri Feb 22, 2013 07:00:30

PrattRules wrote:
smitty wrote:
PrattRules wrote:
Swiggers wrote:Fatty Arbuckle was fat, and may or may not have raped a woman with a champagne bottle.


In my sophomore year english class, we read a couple books on Hollywood murders and debaucheries, with many of the stories centering around Fatty Arbuckle. Also, we had to write a paper trying to solved a mystery that had went unsolved in Hollywood. Good class.


Was the mystery the William Desmond Taylor murder. Always liked that Mary Miles Minter character.

Also, Arbuckle didn't kill that broad. I think he was railroaded.


Yes, it was. Do you wear bright orange suits and comb your hair straight back? In other words, were you my teacher?


No. I don't ever wear suits of any kind if I can help it. Also lost my comb a few months back.

The William Desmond Taylor murder was pretty interesting. But really, you can get college credit for taking a course like that? Damn, man what has become of the education system in America?

Lol. I took a class in college where we just watched movies. That was a toughie. The Graduate was my favorite of course. I took a date to,that class.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby SK790 » Fri Feb 22, 2013 09:24:26

Wheels Tupay wrote:Everyone enjoy SK's few final days of posting. He will end up at the bottom of a river soon.

charles?

:shock:
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:03:34

shaving cuts right under the nostril are the worst. I thought I was better than this

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Slowhand » Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:15:00

I know a couple guys named Charles. I'll see if they know what might be going on.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Bucky » Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:16:03

sk how long have you been living this double life? you can come clean to your palz.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Youseff » Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:37:37

Housh is on a roll this morning. Lebron-esque shooting percentage.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:43:51

gotta thank my teammates

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby SK790 » Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:47:13

Bucky wrote:sk how long have you been living this double life? you can come clean to your palz.

i'm in too deep, bucky. which one of you can smuggle me to mexico?
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:50:23

td is your best bet

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby td11 » Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:52:12

when there was only one set of footprints, i carried u across the rio :-)
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby SK790 » Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:57:01

on the plus side, i only got 3 calls today and they were all less then 10 seconds since they hung up after i answered the phone with the name of a local strip club.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Feb 22, 2013 13:12:18

what the hell is with jobs wanting three letters of recommendation with the initial application. you really think I'm going to bother three people to write a letter for a longshot at your job? FUCK YOU

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby kruker » Fri Feb 22, 2013 13:18:06

Just saw the list of highest grossing clubs in the country that was on Foobooz. Mango's on South Beach makes 3x more than Mansion? How is that possible? The Clevelander makes more than Mansion.

I'm happy I'm not a club guy because I don't get it.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Swiggers » Fri Feb 22, 2013 13:24:18

Houshphandzadeh wrote:what the hell is with jobs wanting three letters of recommendation with the initial application. you really think I'm going to bother three people to write a letter for a longshot at your job? #$!&@ YOU


It's probably so they can weed out people who are not really, really serious about it.
jerseyhoya wrote:I think the reason you get yelled at is you appear to hate listening to sports talk radio, but regularly listen to sports talk radio, and then frequently post about how bad listening to sports talk radio is after you were once again listening to it.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Swiggers » Fri Feb 22, 2013 13:24:38

So, uh, what is Charles in charge of?
jerseyhoya wrote:I think the reason you get yelled at is you appear to hate listening to sports talk radio, but regularly listen to sports talk radio, and then frequently post about how bad listening to sports talk radio is after you were once again listening to it.

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