Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby mickbayne » Fri Feb 22, 2013 15:12:06

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
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Houshphandzadeh wrote:yeah, most jobs (in my field) do that and it makes total sense for everyone


You're in a weird quasi academic field though, where letters of reference are common.

no, they're not common. to get in to grad school, they are. fellowships, maybe. but just to apply for a job? not a common requirement at all

Yeah, I got my quasi-academic field job with no letters of recommendation; just a couple of phone references once they were ready to make an offer. I didn't even submit a cover letter with my application. But I guess on the technology side of things the whole hiring process is more about proving you're not bullshitting your skill set on your resume.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby 1 » Fri Feb 22, 2013 15:12:36

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I think I'm getting old, since a lot of memes now just seem dumb to me.


this one is much more fun when you watch it with a two-year old.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby TenuredVulture » Fri Feb 22, 2013 15:35:19

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
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Houshphandzadeh wrote:yeah, most jobs (in my field) do that and it makes total sense for everyone


You're in a weird quasi academic field though, where letters of reference are common.

no, they're not common. to get in to grad school, they are. fellowships, maybe. but just to apply for a job? not a common requirement at all


No, I meant in academia they're common. And you're applying for a quasi-academic position. Knowing how things work around here, I think the 3 letters of reference could just be boilerplate. Maybe you could ignore it and apply without them.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby mickbayne » Fri Feb 22, 2013 15:37:55

Oops.. apparently I did actually have to have letters of recommendation.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Feb 22, 2013 15:40:34

Ffs this isnt my first library app its around my hundredth

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby The Dude » Fri Feb 22, 2013 15:41:19

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Fri Feb 22, 2013 16:20:47

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
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Houshphandzadeh wrote:what the hell is with jobs wanting three letters of recommendation with the initial application. you really think I'm going to bother three people to write a letter for a longshot at your job? #$!&@ YOU


It's probably so they can weed out people who are not really, really serious about it.

yeah, I sort of hear that, but any library job is going to get hundreds, toward a thousand, applications no matter what. say you whittle that down to a hundred, that is still just a ton, hours and hours, of working people's time wasted

An employer's market means you're lucky they have a job opening for you to apply for. Now kiss the ring and get the letters ya gaddam ingrate!
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Fri Feb 22, 2013 16:22:33

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Ffs this isnt my first library app its around my hundredth

Make sure you mention this, verbatim, in your cover letter.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Fri Feb 22, 2013 16:45:41

Swiggers wrote:I have no idea what "Harlem Shake" is.


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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby azrider » Fri Feb 22, 2013 17:17:12

the humpty dance>the harlem shake

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Feb 22, 2013 17:35:34

handling a book from 1580. new record for me

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Feb 22, 2013 17:54:32

I'm back in an office next week, I might try to get them to do a Harlem shake video, I'm like 99% sure that they will have no part of it, but I'm going to try. I think I amuse my coworkers with my youth sometimes, so that's about all I've got here.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby swishnicholson » Fri Feb 22, 2013 18:04:21

Houshphandzadeh wrote:handling a book from 1580. new record for me


pffff. Not even an incunabulanalalum.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby CalvinBall » Fri Feb 22, 2013 18:15:34

Watch DNL at 530

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Napalm » Fri Feb 22, 2013 18:16:05

why should i

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby kruker » Fri Feb 22, 2013 18:18:16

CalvinBall wrote:Watch DNL at 530


No dice.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby CalvinBall » Fri Feb 22, 2013 18:18:37

We r shaking it up a bit

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Napalm » Fri Feb 22, 2013 18:34:40

calvin this is boring

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Feb 22, 2013 18:35:51

more Molly?

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby ReadingPhilly » Fri Feb 22, 2013 18:36:34

I was intrigued when I saw the general flamethrower thread, then disappointed when i saw it was the general footwear thread.

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