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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by Trent Steele » Wed Feb 20, 2013 23:27:25
Bob Hope spent 48 Christmases overseas with American service personnel as part of the USO
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by Swiggers » Thu Feb 21, 2013 02:05:33
Fatty Arbuckle was fat, and may or may not have raped a woman with a champagne bottle.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by Slowhand » Thu Feb 21, 2013 06:06:16
Probably what cost him the Phils GM spot.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by PrattRules » Thu Feb 21, 2013 10:15:38
Swiggers wrote:Fatty Arbuckle was fat, and may or may not have raped a woman with a champagne bottle.
In my sophomore year english class, we read a couple books on Hollywood murders and debaucheries, with many of the stories centering around Fatty Arbuckle. Also, we had to write a paper trying to solved a mystery that had went unsolved in Hollywood. Good class.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by WheelsFellOff » Thu Feb 21, 2013 10:22:38
PrattRules wrote:Swiggers wrote:Fatty Arbuckle was fat, and may or may not have raped a woman with a champagne bottle.
In my sophomore year english class, we read a couple books on Hollywood murders and debaucheries, with many of the stories centering around Fatty Arbuckle. Also, we had to write a paper trying to solved a mystery that had went unsolved in Hollywood. Good class.
I hope it involved Coldheart Canyon.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by SK790 » Thu Feb 21, 2013 11:08:31
my phone's been blowing up the last hour with people calling me about loan applications and stupid contests. since i didn't apply for loans or enter any contests this can't be good, right?
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by Soren » Thu Feb 21, 2013 11:09:29
Did you register on any new websites recently?
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by SK790 » Thu Feb 21, 2013 11:11:26
nope
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by SK790 » Thu Feb 21, 2013 11:13:19
they're all asking for someone named charles, too. going to throw my phone out the window soon.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by CalvinBall » Thu Feb 21, 2013 11:38:50
try playing along
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by 1 » Thu Feb 21, 2013 11:43:12
started teaching my kids scratch this week. learning curve is whacked, but it's pretty easy to make fun little animations if you use their "virtual cards". check it out.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by Houshphandzadeh » Thu Feb 21, 2013 17:17:29
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by smitty » Thu Feb 21, 2013 17:24:42
PrattRules wrote:Swiggers wrote:Fatty Arbuckle was fat, and may or may not have raped a woman with a champagne bottle.
In my sophomore year english class, we read a couple books on Hollywood murders and debaucheries, with many of the stories centering around Fatty Arbuckle. Also, we had to write a paper trying to solved a mystery that had went unsolved in Hollywood. Good class.
Was the mystery the William Desmond Taylor murder. Always liked that Mary Miles Minter character.
Also, Arbuckle didn't kill that broad. I think he was railroaded.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by CalvinBall » Thu Feb 21, 2013 17:30:39
looks like i should visit the wrestling thread more
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by PrattRules » Thu Feb 21, 2013 20:35:42
smitty wrote:PrattRules wrote:Swiggers wrote:Fatty Arbuckle was fat, and may or may not have raped a woman with a champagne bottle.
In my sophomore year english class, we read a couple books on Hollywood murders and debaucheries, with many of the stories centering around Fatty Arbuckle. Also, we had to write a paper trying to solved a mystery that had went unsolved in Hollywood. Good class.
Was the mystery the William Desmond Taylor murder. Always liked that Mary Miles Minter character.
Also, Arbuckle didn't kill that broad. I think he was railroaded.
Yes, it was. Do you wear bright orange suits and comb your hair straight back? In other words, were you my teacher?
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by Trent Steele » Thu Feb 21, 2013 21:50:21
http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2013/0 ... -pit-bull/
A woman in Las Vegas was arrested after police say they caught her having sex with a pit bull in her backyard, CBS Las Vegas reports.
Kara Vandereyk, 23, was reported to police by neighbors, who said she was naked in her backyard with the dog, Fox 5 Vegas reports.
Police said when they arrived, the suspect greeted them and continued to touch the dog in a sexual manner. She also told police she was bipolar, according to the Fox report.
Vandereyk was charged with open and gross lewdness, and the dog was taken to animal control.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by Soren » Thu Feb 21, 2013 21:50:38
seriously considering dropping like 3 classes from my course load
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by jamiethekiller » Thu Feb 21, 2013 21:59:49
Trent Steele wrote:http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2013/02/21/las-vegas-woman-accused-of-sex-with-pit-bull/A woman in Las Vegas was arrested after police say they caught her having sex with a pit bull in her backyard, CBS Las Vegas reports.
Kara Vandereyk, 23, was reported to police by neighbors, who said she was naked in her backyard with the dog, Fox 5 Vegas reports.
Police said when they arrived, the suspect greeted them and continued to touch the dog in a sexual manner. She also told police she was bipolar, according to the Fox report.
Vandereyk was charged with open and gross lewdness, and the dog was taken to animal control.
gawker article is better. has her mug shot from 3 months ago. meth hadn't taken its toll yet
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by SK790 » Thu Feb 21, 2013 22:00:08
22 missed calls while i slept today. fuck this charles dude.
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