Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby CalvinBall » Tue Feb 12, 2013 20:54:20

They don't know where he is

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby jerseyhoya » Tue Feb 12, 2013 21:02:29

Roger Dorn wrote:People are tweeting the police are holding the fire department back to let the cabin burn in case he's inside.

One would hope

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Youseff » Tue Feb 12, 2013 21:21:05

lol yeah fucK due procezz lol yeah!
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Feb 12, 2013 21:30:52

I know it's not an urban area, but it reminds me of this.

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I remember my friends and I went to a restaurant in University City that night to celebrate the end of the semester, and as we were eating dinner, a constant stream of fire trucks raced down Walnut Street.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Trent Steele » Tue Feb 12, 2013 21:34:50

Youseff wrote:lol yeah fucK due procezz lol yeah!


They should ask him nicely instead.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby The Dude » Tue Feb 12, 2013 21:36:32

TenuredVulture wrote:I know it's not an urban area, but it reminds me of this.

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I remember my friends and I went to a restaurant in University City that night to celebrate the end of the semester, and as we were eating dinner, a constant stream of fire trucks raced down Walnut Street.


that's a really bizarre association
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Youseff » Tue Feb 12, 2013 21:39:59

Trent Steele wrote:
Youseff wrote:lol yeah fucK due procezz lol yeah!


They should ask him nicely instead.


those are the only two options, right.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Feb 12, 2013 21:40:47

Really? Cop killers make cops mad, so they use smoke bombs, which cause a fire. Other similarities include weird political rantings.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby The Dude » Tue Feb 12, 2013 21:40:48

honestly, what's another option right now
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby PrattRules » Tue Feb 12, 2013 21:41:45

They could have put Final Countdown on repeat.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Youseff » Tue Feb 12, 2013 21:44:45

You shoot at cops you should expect to die, for certain. I don't doubt or question that. But I'm pretty certain there's no police protocol that involves burning someone to death. It's more shitty cowboyism from LAPD.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby z ipper » Tue Feb 12, 2013 21:45:08

he will get his due process if he just comes out of that burning house with his hands up.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby The Dude » Tue Feb 12, 2013 21:46:37

Youseff wrote:You shoot at cops you should expect to die, for certain. I don't doubt or question that. But I'm pretty certain there's no police protocol that involves burning someone to death. It's more shitty cowboyism from LAPD.


i really don't know what they're supposed to do.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby swishnicholson » Tue Feb 12, 2013 21:51:49

jerseyhoya wrote:
Roger Dorn wrote:People are tweeting the police are holding the fire department back to let the cabin burn in case he's inside.

One would hope


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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Youseff » Tue Feb 12, 2013 21:53:14

Tear gas then armored officers? Just riffing here. I never went to any sort of formalized training for this. Pretty certain preventing fire trucks from putting out a fire is not normal though.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby jerseyhoya » Tue Feb 12, 2013 21:53:49

swishnicholson wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:
Roger Dorn wrote:People are tweeting the police are holding the fire department back to let the cabin burn in case he's inside.

One would hope

Really?

Do fire hoses have a longer range than guns?

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby The Dude » Tue Feb 12, 2013 21:54:19

nothing about this is normal, really. they let the firemen go in there, they're sitting ducks for him
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Youseff » Tue Feb 12, 2013 22:00:24

what armed standoff is normal? lawlessness shouldn't be an excuse for lawlessness on the part of authorities.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby The Dude » Tue Feb 12, 2013 22:02:15

still don't know what law they're breaking. he's not tied up in the building, and they didn't want firemen killed since he's shooting at everythign that comes near. i'm sure they wanted a much easier way to end it considering tons of people think they're shits anyway, so it's likely this isn't them being cowboys and proving a point.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby The Dude » Tue Feb 12, 2013 22:06:28

Youseff wrote:Tear gas then armored officers? Just riffing here. I never went to any sort of formalized training for this. Pretty certain preventing fire trucks from putting out a fire is not normal though.


Is this even true?

[Updated at 8:44 p.m. ET] Personnel are clearing a road so that firefighters can extinguish the flames at the cabin, authorities familiar with the operation.
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