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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Mar 01, 2013 12:39:47

well yeah

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Grotewold » Fri Mar 01, 2013 12:54:57

calvin couture

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby td11 » Fri Mar 01, 2013 12:55:35

i like v-necks. yall just hairy
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Mar 01, 2013 12:57:45

not with a blazer man

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby JUburton » Fri Mar 01, 2013 13:01:20

Eem wrote:Might get some seersucker slacks
should of gotten while living down the shore.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby jamiethekiller » Fri Mar 01, 2013 13:01:33

I'm too fat for a v-neck

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby td11 » Fri Mar 01, 2013 13:02:22

jamiethekiller wrote:I'm too fat for a v-neck


i'm here 4 u
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby jamiethekiller » Fri Mar 01, 2013 13:03:06

My viking tats would shine well with a v-neck though

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Mar 01, 2013 13:03:36

hair hair and chest hair could mingle

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby jamiethekiller » Fri Mar 01, 2013 13:04:47

Houshphandzadeh wrote:hair hair and chest hair could mingle


A time for pals

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Trent Steele » Fri Mar 01, 2013 13:09:59

Houshphandzadeh wrote:getting douchechills thinking about blazer over v neck



Dear Lord, please don't do it. Nothing screams douchebag like blazer with anything but a dress shirt. Your 2014 HOF vote is on the line here
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Mar 01, 2013 13:10:46

it's not even on the table

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Trent Steele » Fri Mar 01, 2013 13:11:32

i knew you wouldn't do it
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Trent Steele » Fri Mar 01, 2013 13:12:31

Wife out of town last few days and until Sunday leaving me in charge of offspring.

Thinking about some PF CHangs tonight. Kids love it. Daddy Good Times.
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby td11 » Fri Mar 01, 2013 13:13:07

got 2 lunches today
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Soren » Fri Mar 01, 2013 13:17:12

Houshphandzadeh wrote:might become blazer guy this spring


I thought you meant this kind of blazer:
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Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Fri Mar 01, 2013 13:21:30

jamiethekiller wrote:You Gotta be kidding me with this blazer shit.

BJ probably at least listened to some sort of ska


yeah but that was pre-blazers. i did the blazer a lot when i was a newspaperman. but i wore it with t-shirts and jeans. friends called it "business trashual"
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Grotewold » Fri Mar 01, 2013 13:23:20

Soren wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:might become blazer guy this spring


I thought you meant this kind of blazer:
Image


Image

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby PrattRules » Fri Mar 01, 2013 13:45:31

Afraid to looks at the Sizzlers thread today.
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." -George Costanza

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Soren » Fri Mar 01, 2013 13:47:45

PrattRules wrote:Afraid to looks at the Sizzlers thread today.


I don't read it anymore
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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