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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby CalvinBall » Wed Feb 27, 2013 22:53:38

td11 wrote:http://www.theatlanticwire.com/technology/2013/02/tinder-hook-app-women-actually-use/62584/

go get um, bsg


I downloaded this just to see what it was. So far it is 90 percent 18 and 19 year olds.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Wheels Tupay » Thu Feb 28, 2013 00:22:54

We believe you Calvin.
"That’s the Southwest Philly floater, man."
Now imagine that everything you ever imagined... is possible. - Hinkieology
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby phatj » Thu Feb 28, 2013 00:28:28

Half age plus 7, Cal
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby SK790 » Thu Feb 28, 2013 00:37:57

CalvinBall wrote:
td11 wrote:http://www.theatlanticwire.com/technology/2013/02/tinder-hook-app-women-actually-use/62584/

go get um, bsg


I downloaded this just to see what it was. So far it is 90 percent 18 and 19 year olds.

the horror
I like teh waether

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Thu Feb 28, 2013 01:21:51

nah, man. can't even drink in public with them. my roommate's dating a 20-year-old and all they do is watch movies and play Jenga
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Wheels Tupay » Thu Feb 28, 2013 01:37:52

Now were having a party
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby SK790 » Thu Feb 28, 2013 01:50:59

i didn't think it was a serious dating thing, but i only read the title of the article.

a good friend of mine here is dating a 19 year old and it pretty much goes the same way. i'd say i don't know how he does it, but the girl is a legit 8 or 9. more power to him.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby kruker » Thu Feb 28, 2013 08:33:31

Friends at work use tinder to great success. If I had facebook, I'd use it too.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby jamiethekiller » Thu Feb 28, 2013 08:47:28

phatj wrote:Half age plus 7, Cal


Bingo. It's not available for Android that I can find

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby CalvinBall » Thu Feb 28, 2013 10:34:17

i have had three people mutually like me already! we're doing it!

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Napalm » Thu Feb 28, 2013 10:37:45

not literally

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby td11 » Thu Feb 28, 2013 10:44:29

calvin got a (______)job!
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Napalm » Thu Feb 28, 2013 10:48:03

taking her to wacarnolds for the first date

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby jerseyhoya » Thu Feb 28, 2013 11:03:13

Simmons just tweeted that he did a podcast with Jalen Rose and Mike Tyson. I hope Endless Summer comes up.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Soren » Thu Feb 28, 2013 11:40:11

random wiki page search has not been a good source of music
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Feb 28, 2013 14:51:06

anyone have an extra wok?

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby z ipper » Thu Feb 28, 2013 15:04:15

i'm completely blanking- who were the first two big isp's? aol and ??? encarta keeps popping into my mind for some reason.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Thu Feb 28, 2013 15:05:40

i remember Prodigy, Erol's and Compuserve. oh MSN
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby EndlessSummer » Thu Feb 28, 2013 15:05:45

jerseyhoya wrote:Simmons just tweeted that he did a podcast with Jalen Rose and Mike Tyson. I hope Endless Summer comes up.

Simmons, fucker that he is, never gives me proper credit.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Thu Feb 28, 2013 15:08:06

z ipper wrote:i'm completely blanking- who were the first two big isp's? aol and ??? encarta keeps popping into my mind for some reason.

CompuServe?
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