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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Bill McNeal » Tue Feb 26, 2013 23:12:21

WILMINGTON, Del. -- Melissa King, Miss Delaware Teen USA, resigned her crown on Tuesday after facing questions about an online sex video that claims to star her.

"I would like to confirm to you that the Miss Delaware Teen USA pageant has received a resignation letter from Miss King's attorney," pageant spokeswoman Dara Busch wrote in an e-mail this morning.

A porn website posted a sex video Monday featuring a woman who looks and sounds like King. The site claims it is the teen pageant winner. King, contacted Monday, said she was aware of it, but denied it was her.

"Absolutely not," she said. "It is not."

Of the porn site's claim, she said, "There are comments saying this, however, it's not comments that are true."

King, 18, who was crowned Miss Delaware Teen USA last year, declined to provide her attorney's name Monday. Pageant officials, however, identified her attorney as J. Gregory Hannigan of Hagerstown, Md. He did not immediately return messages.


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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby EndlessSummer » Tue Feb 26, 2013 23:19:22

Lesson learned: when traveling for work with a homosexual male and a vegan female, ordering Chik-Fil-A at the airport will earn you some glares.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby jerseyhoya » Tue Feb 26, 2013 23:21:40

TenuredVulture wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:Online poker/internet gambling legalized in the great Garden State

In reality though does this mean anything? Can US credit card companies process payments and such? And if so, is there a way to prevent people from say Arkansas from gambling online in NJ?

I suppose one way would be for people to pay in person. But really, that's not going to stop people from other states from on-line wagering. Indeed, as I'll be making a trip out there soon, maybe I can pick up a little extra cash making deposits for all my degenerate friends.

I'm not sure how it's going to be implemented. Nevada just passed it too, so I think it's legit.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Woody » Tue Feb 26, 2013 23:22:18

"There are comments saying this, however, it's not comments that are true."


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"There are comments saying this, however, it's not comments that are true."


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"There are comments saying this, however, it's not comments that are true."


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you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby PrattRules » Tue Feb 26, 2013 23:23:15

EndlessSummer wrote:Lesson learned: when traveling for work with a homosexual male and a vegan female, ordering Chik-Fil-A at the airport will earn you some glares.


least you had a good meal.
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." -George Costanza

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby CalvinBall » Tue Feb 26, 2013 23:28:09

Looks like she wear size 14 men's

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby 1 » Tue Feb 26, 2013 23:39:09

Something really uncomfortable-looking re: the way she drops dome

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby EndlessSummer » Tue Feb 26, 2013 23:39:18

PrattRules wrote:
EndlessSummer wrote:Lesson learned: when traveling for work with a homosexual male and a vegan female, ordering Chik-Fil-A at the airport will earn you some glares.


least you had a good meal.


The crappy airport version didn't have the spicy chicken sandwich on the menu, so I was a little disappointed. But not as disappointed as the vegan was with me. The gay guy didn't really care, tbh.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby BigEd76 » Wed Feb 27, 2013 01:01:21

The 5-minute video of Miss Delaware is on celebjihad. Meh

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby azrider » Wed Feb 27, 2013 01:39:07

CalvinBall wrote:Looks like she wear size 14 men's


Thanks for the astute analysis there rex.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby azrider » Wed Feb 27, 2013 01:41:15

EndlessSummer wrote:
PrattRules wrote:
EndlessSummer wrote:Lesson learned: when traveling for work with a homosexual male and a vegan female, ordering Chik-Fil-A at the airport will earn you some glares.


least you had a good meal.


The crappy airport version didn't have the spicy chicken sandwich on the menu, so I was a little disappointed. But not as disappointed as the vegan was with me. The gay guy didn't really care, tbh.


Kind of the same issue I have with the breakfast buritto at mcd's

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Slowhand » Wed Feb 27, 2013 09:20:33

azrider wrote:
CalvinBall wrote:Looks like she wear size 14 men's


Thanks for the astute analysis there rex.


I have to admit I noticed it too.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Bucky » Wed Feb 27, 2013 09:51:55

what, pray tell, is a "size 14 men's" :q:

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Soren » Wed Feb 27, 2013 09:57:07

So, my Aunt went missing two days ago. She and her Husband have a long history of drug abuse and are generally out of their fucking minds. She left at 10 in the morning, drained the bank accounts and drove off. Apparently, she just walked back into the house today like nothing happened.
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby td11 » Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:11:56

that sounds like an arrested development episode
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:21:17

Michael: Did that oven vent hit you? Your foot is bleeding.
Lindsay Funke: [under the influence of Teamocil] Oh my god, my foot is bleeding!
Narrator: Teamocil may cause numbness of the extremities.
Michael: Don't forget, we need you on the softball team tomorrow.
Lindsay Funke: Of course, why do you think I'm taking Teamocil?
Michael: To curb your sex drive.
Lindsay Funke: Oh yeah. What team are you talking about?
Narrator: It may also cause short-term memory loss.
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby The B1G Piece » Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:32:17

i wear size 15 men's you know what that means

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:33:19

i mostly wear 12s but i occasionally have to bump up to a 13 so i tell people i wear 13s
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Bucky » Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:49:53

Oh, FEET. I didn't even realize she had feet, TBH. I was thinking clothing :oops:

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Bucky » Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:50:24

The B1G Piece wrote:i wear size 15 men's you know what that means



big feet=







big socks

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