Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby The Dude » Tue Feb 26, 2013 00:01:49

lots of places use that name
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Tue Feb 26, 2013 08:40:04

why would he drug you?
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby BDawk » Tue Feb 26, 2013 09:27:11

Gangbang?

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Rev_Beezer » Tue Feb 26, 2013 10:24:37

Barry Jive wrote:why would he drug you?


No idea. But we both had the same symptoms. Fine today.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby The Dude » Tue Feb 26, 2013 10:36:18

i bet just food poisoning
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Feb 26, 2013 10:40:19

any chance it was God?

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Napalm » Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:37:08

Rev_Beezer wrote:also, both of us had periods

this was probably your problem, not the pizza

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:33:59

what does CE mean on a calculator? I always thought it meant Clear Everything, but in practice, C clears everything while CE just clears the line

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Phred » Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:42:52

Houshphandzadeh wrote:what does CE mean on a calculator? I always thought it meant Clear Everything, but in practice, C clears everything while CE just clears the line


Correct Error
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby my cousin mose » Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:44:19

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Soren » Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:44:46

Crazed Elephants
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby my cousin mose » Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:45:22

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Phred » Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:45:28

Rev_Beezer wrote:So today after Bible Study Michelle and I went to lunch to this local pizza place. We've been there once before, and it was ok, nothing special.

We order a few slices and sit down. The guy at the counter is super weird. Definitely acting like he's on something, but what the hell, this is Shamokin. He stares at us the entire time we are eating. Just watches us like we're a science project or something.

We eat the pizza, leave, and go home. I have to go do some visits, so does Michelle. Upon arriving home, I unexpectedly fall asleep and wake up TWO HOURS LATER with my brain in a huge fog, panicking and demanding things of Michelle (like, "what time is it?" "WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY KEYS????"). Michelle has been sick, and gets the same brain fogginess that I feel.

I really think we were drugged. Both of us took a #$!&@ later that was greenish-brown.

Don't go to Buona Pizza if you are ever in Shamokin.



How about just don't go to Shamokin?

You realize that you and Michelle are both addicted to heroin, now, right?
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Bucky » Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:46:19

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Soren » Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:47:14

contaminated ecstasy
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby my cousin mose » Tue Feb 26, 2013 13:00:35

cexual entercourse
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Feb 26, 2013 13:01:13

cexual fantisy's come trlje

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Feb 26, 2013 13:05:55

I feel a little tight in the pants

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Soren » Tue Feb 26, 2013 13:07:16

take it to the 2013 resolutions thread
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Tue Feb 26, 2013 13:07:38

I'm sick. this stinks
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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