Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Bill McNeal » Mon Feb 25, 2013 16:42:31

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby kruker » Mon Feb 25, 2013 16:46:03

Had to skip 3 trains today before there was enough room to get on the El. Fuck SEPTA. Saw 9 trains go east to 4 west in my time at Girard. 8am to 840.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby jamiethekiller » Mon Feb 25, 2013 16:46:45

One of the worst flights ever. Felt like I was in the back of school bus going down some disheveled back roads for 3 hours.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Didn't I? » Mon Feb 25, 2013 16:51:20

I flew from LA to NY last week. Mike D and Weird Al were on my plane. Kept thinking that if it crashed it'd be one of the more famous plane crashes and how it would have been pretty cool to be on it. Was a little bummed we landed safely.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Bucky » Mon Feb 25, 2013 16:52:10

better luck next time, i guess

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Feb 25, 2013 16:53:01

thought Mike D was already dead

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Didn't I? » Mon Feb 25, 2013 16:56:06

Houshphandzadeh wrote:thought Mike D was already dead


He doesn't really look too alive. He's so gaunt. He lives in my neighborhood. I see him scootering his kid to karate class all the time.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Mon Feb 25, 2013 16:57:21

pretty fucked up he doesn't drive a Rolls Royce
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Woody » Mon Feb 25, 2013 16:58:47

Not even a fucking VW? My childhood is now destroyed

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you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Didn't I? » Mon Feb 25, 2013 16:59:20

He was sitting in coach. Weird Al was in first class. I almost got a picture of two drivers at baggage claim standing next to each other holding DIAMOND and YANKOVIC signs.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby jerseyhoya » Mon Feb 25, 2013 17:00:21

A fellow TA just got an email from a student saying she wasn't at class because she got there early and plugged her phone in and the outlet blew up and the phone was burned as was her hand and she had to go to the doctor

Either speaks poorly about Rutgers' facilities or a really inventive excuse

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Feb 25, 2013 17:01:54

should be a paper trail

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Bill McNeal » Mon Feb 25, 2013 17:07:29

Burned up too

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Didn't I? » Mon Feb 25, 2013 17:11:42

Regarding Mike D's mode of transportation, I should clarify. I always see him on a Razor scooter. Not a Vespa or anything. I'm sure he has a sweet electric car or something.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Feb 25, 2013 17:12:55

those are pretty small for two people

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Mon Feb 25, 2013 17:13:31

i'm sure it never stopped The Kid
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Feb 25, 2013 17:15:37

pretty sure this is the kid's ride

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby smitty » Mon Feb 25, 2013 18:05:19

Didn't I? wrote:I flew from LA to NY last week. Mike D and Weird Al were on my plane. Kept thinking that if it crashed it'd be one of the more famous plane crashes and how it would have been pretty cool to be on it. Was a little bummed we landed safely.


While flying on Air Force One, John F. Kennedy once leaned over to a reporter who had been giving him a hard time. He said: "You know, if this plane crashes, you will be down at the very bottom of the article listed amongst the 'others killed'."

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Monkeyboy » Mon Feb 25, 2013 19:58:07

Today my wife and I volunteered to dye our hair blue for charity. If we get 500 ChF (about $550), we will dye our hair blue and spend the next 4-6 months walking around that way. Neither of us has ever dyed our hair, so it could be an adventure.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby PrattRules » Mon Feb 25, 2013 21:14:12

smitty wrote:
Didn't I? wrote:I flew from LA to NY last week. Mike D and Weird Al were on my plane. Kept thinking that if it crashed it'd be one of the more famous plane crashes and how it would have been pretty cool to be on it. Was a little bummed we landed safely.


While flying on Air Force One, John F. Kennedy once leaned over to a reporter who had been giving him a hard time. He said: "You know, if this plane crashes, you will be down at the very bottom of the article listed amongst the 'others killed'."


And look where that got JFK. Shot in the fucking face.
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