Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Feb 26, 2013 13:07:47

no I think it's my belt

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Tue Feb 26, 2013 13:08:07

guess i shouldn't have eaten the sandwich from the weird lady at Wawa
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Bucky » Tue Feb 26, 2013 13:10:48

she drugged you too huh

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby WheelsFellOff » Tue Feb 26, 2013 13:12:04

That's what's known as a callback folks.
So far the Eagles have been unable willing to at least make a good will jester - Garry Cobb, Professional Sportswriter

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Didn't I? » Tue Feb 26, 2013 13:15:44

my cousin mose wrote:crying eagle


:lol:
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby phatj » Tue Feb 26, 2013 13:42:42

$5265 to fix my car. S'ok though, Dennis Haysbert is picking up the tab
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Youseff » Tue Feb 26, 2013 13:51:52

normal looking lady on the train screaming wildly about her former employer who was a doctor that would yell at her and throw things at her. she kept telling us to Google his name to watch the Youtube video which has over 4000 hits, but I forget the darn Doctor's name. :cry: :cry:
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Bucky » Tue Feb 26, 2013 13:57:53

phatj wrote:$5265 to fix my car. S'ok though, Dennis Haysbert is picking up the tab



is that the dude that tried to make the left

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Bucky » Tue Feb 26, 2013 13:59:26

Anybody have any idea if Google Wallet has any type of "buyer protection"?? This new site- with the really cheap rowing machine- uses google checkout. I'm dubious about whether it's a scam, though. But if google will cover me, I'll give it a go.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Woody » Tue Feb 26, 2013 14:48:28

Am I liable for unauthorized transactions made using Google Wallet?
If you would like to dispute an in-store transaction made using a linked credit or debit card in your Google Wallet, authorized or unauthorized, please call us and we will work to resolve the issue. You also have refund or other rights under your agreement with the issuing bank of your linked debit or credit card. Contact the issuing bank and the agreement governing your card account for more information. Many banks apply a $0 liability policy for unauthorized use.

Sounds like your card services/bank linked through the account would cover your protection

what's the site?
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Bucky » Tue Feb 26, 2013 15:13:52

fitnessblowoutonline.com

but, it's a new URL for an old scam. So that's that.


http://www.merchantcircle.com/business/ ... id=1947773

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Feb 26, 2013 16:21:03

I'm being told I should go to a banya (a Russian sauna) while I'm in Moscow. The ritual includes beating with birch branches. This sounds pretty messed up to me. If I do go, however, be assured I will post about it here.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby CalvinBall » Tue Feb 26, 2013 16:34:06

beating what exactly?

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Feb 26, 2013 17:21:53

Your back and your front, I suppose.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby swishnicholson » Tue Feb 26, 2013 17:22:14

TenuredVulture wrote:I'm being told I should go to a banya (a Russian sauna) while I'm in Moscow. The ritual includes beating with birch branches. This sounds pretty messed up to me. If I do go, however, be assured I will post about it here.


Do that. And post during, not after.

A Moscow trip sounds pretty kewl.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby jamiethekiller » Tue Feb 26, 2013 19:40:29

guy from idiot abroad had that done

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby PrattRules » Tue Feb 26, 2013 19:55:04

Is there anything better than cashiers telling you to not worry about the penny when something comes to 20.01? Well, I guess there are tons of better things (tits, coke, jet skis), but it's pretty sweet not carrying around that change.
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." -George Costanza

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby jerseyhoya » Tue Feb 26, 2013 20:18:42

Online poker/internet gambling legalized in the great Garden State

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby TomatoPie » Tue Feb 26, 2013 20:35:29

Never ask for the "Shamokin Surprise" on your pizza. Lesson learned
Kill the chicken to scare the monkey

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Feb 26, 2013 22:38:37

jerseyhoya wrote:Online poker/internet gambling legalized in the great Garden State


In reality though does this mean anything? Can US credit card companies process payments and such? And if so, is there a way to prevent people from say Arkansas from gambling online in NJ?

I suppose one way would be for people to pay in person. But really, that's not going to stop people from other states from on-line wagering. Indeed, as I'll be making a trip out there soon, maybe I can pick up a little extra cash making deposits for all my degenerate friends.
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