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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby PrattRules » Wed Feb 27, 2013 15:10:18

I don't even bother untying my shoes. Just ty'em up once and slip into those bad boys every day.
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." -George Costanza

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Wed Feb 27, 2013 15:13:28

same
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby CalvinBall » Wed Feb 27, 2013 15:24:35

me too! i tie the laces in a knot behind the tongue on my sneakers.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Bucky » Wed Feb 27, 2013 15:38:46

don't they fly off when you run from the cops

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Feb 27, 2013 15:46:14

So what you're saying is your feet aren't as big as you were bragging about a couple of pages back.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Napalm » Wed Feb 27, 2013 16:47:41

elisabeth shue used to be a fucking knockout

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Phred » Wed Feb 27, 2013 17:01:35

Napalm wrote:elisabeth shue used to be a #$!&@ knockout


No doubt. Her role in Leaving Las Vegas was why I started seeing hookers.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Grotewold » Wed Feb 27, 2013 17:03:16

Staff development lunch today, which devolved into Oscars talk. Had a hard time hiding my amusement when the middle-age ladies unanimously bagged on Jennifer Lawrence

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby kruker » Wed Feb 27, 2013 17:17:14

At 3:45 I was informed that the Rita's on 15th and Spruce was open. At 4:00 I was eating some Swedish Fish ice. What a wonderful day!
"Everybody's a critic. This wasn't an aesthetic endeavor."

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Bucky » Wed Feb 27, 2013 17:20:42

BUT THE CARBS!

/secondelementinthreattitle

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby JUburton » Wed Feb 27, 2013 17:31:22

Grotewold wrote:Staff development lunch today, which devolved into Oscars talk. Had a hard time hiding my amusement when the middle-age ladies unanimously bagged on Jennifer Lawrence
I would not stand for this.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Grotewold » Wed Feb 27, 2013 18:28:49

JUburton wrote:
Grotewold wrote:Staff development lunch today, which devolved into Oscars talk. Had a hard time hiding my amusement when the middle-age ladies unanimously bagged on Jennifer Lawrence
I would not stand for this.


Helped to have a new 9 from accounting in my periphery

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby td11 » Wed Feb 27, 2013 19:05:43

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/technolo ... use/62584/

go get um, bsg
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Feb 27, 2013 20:00:30

The look of the app reminds me of a container of birth control pills.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby 1 » Wed Feb 27, 2013 21:25:04

TenuredVulture wrote:The look of the app reminds me of a container of birth control pills.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Trent Steele » Wed Feb 27, 2013 22:10:24

Napalm wrote:elisabeth shue used to be a fucking knockout


One of my all time favorites
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby phatj » Wed Feb 27, 2013 22:25:26

I have pooped six times in the last two days. Top that Bury Me
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Bucky » Wed Feb 27, 2013 22:31:29

come to think of it isn't his acronym ironic

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby The Savior » Wed Feb 27, 2013 22:40:18

i generally need to pee twice before i fall asleep. once after brushing my teeth. then one more for good measure about 15min later.
On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how pissed is he?

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Monkeyboy » Wed Feb 27, 2013 22:42:21

It's official. Some kids bid $300 for my wife and I to dye our hair blue (proceeds go to an orphanage in zimbabwe), so I will be coloring my hair next week. I've never changed my hair color, so I'm sure it will feel weird. I wonder how people will treat us when we're traveling or going to restaurants.

I'm also secretly nervous that I am now catnip for azrider.
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