Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby The Dude » Fri Mar 01, 2013 10:01:10

my dad said he never felt different til he hit 60
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Mar 01, 2013 10:14:59

Soren wrote:29 feels older than I'm anticipating 30 will feel

FWIW, I felt "older" in my late 20's then I do in my early 30's. Feel like I'm happier, fitter, and just overall more comfortable with my lot in life, which helps a lot.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Mar 01, 2013 10:17:24

jamiethekiller wrote:Some old bitch asked me if I was a loser

did she say "some kind of loser"? I always liked that: What are you, some kinda loser?

phatj wrote:What was your lame retort?

:-D

Soren wrote:29 feels older than I'm anticipating 30 will feel

30 feels pretty good. all that fake pressure of doing shit in your 20s right out the window

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby The B1G Piece » Fri Mar 01, 2013 10:30:54

jamiethekiller wrote:Some old bitch asked me if I was a loser

Please grow a beard like Jamey Johnson.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby drsmooth » Fri Mar 01, 2013 10:54:13

in the last week I've been assisted at reception desks of separate Fortune 500 corporate headquarters by a) Al Green and b) Tony Bennett
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Soren » Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:18:44

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
Soren wrote:29 feels older than I'm anticipating 30 will feel

30 feels pretty good. all that fake pressure of doing #$!&@ in your 20s right out the window


Yes, this please. So tired of being told how old and lame I am because being miserable and feeling sick when I have to wake up the next day at 5:30 is enough of a deterrent to avoid partying mid week.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:57:15

might become blazer guy this spring

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:57:51

aw man. i was blazer guy in college
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:58:49

snooze and lose

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby jamiethekiller » Fri Mar 01, 2013 12:00:19

You Gotta be kidding me with this blazer shit.

BJ probably at least listened to some sort of ska

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Mar 01, 2013 12:01:33

we can't all be Viking guy

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby jamiethekiller » Fri Mar 01, 2013 12:06:00

True. I

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby CalvinBall » Fri Mar 01, 2013 12:28:59

feel like you posted about trying out blazers last year.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Mar 01, 2013 12:30:41

poss

I own blazers, considering expansion

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Eem » Fri Mar 01, 2013 12:31:08

Might get some seersucker slacks
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Werthless » Fri Mar 01, 2013 12:33:16

Houshphandzadeh wrote:might become blazer guy this spring

With a plan v-neck tshirt? With a band tshirt? With a button down?

I'll do the button down/blazer combo, but pairing a tshirt with a blazer feels douchy when I do it. Your results may vary.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Mar 01, 2013 12:34:41

button downs. blazer with t-shirt is not for me

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Werthless » Fri Mar 01, 2013 12:35:32

Houshphandzadeh wrote:button downs. blazer with t-shirt is not for me

thumbs up

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Mar 01, 2013 12:37:32

getting douchechills thinking about blazer over v neck

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby CalvinBall » Fri Mar 01, 2013 12:39:16

i think girls can rock it but guys who do are the worst.

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