Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby Bucky » Fri Mar 01, 2013 22:44:16

roll the cold cuts and pretend you're having appetizers
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby SK790 » Fri Mar 01, 2013 22:48:27

NOPE

going to visit mickbayne's old teriyaki stomping grounds.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby PrattRules » Fri Mar 01, 2013 22:59:30

Balling tomorrow. Can't wait to unveil my Sheed Simon Gratz jersey.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby pacino » Fri Mar 01, 2013 23:05:00

did you go there
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby PrattRules » Fri Mar 01, 2013 23:42:33

nope. catholic boy.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby Bill McNeal » Sat Mar 02, 2013 00:25:45

BigEd76 wrote:The family that lived next door during my college years had a 4/5-yr old that ran and threw like a girl and cried like a pussy whenever anyone yelled at him....just a total bitch kid. They moved away (overnight without telling anyone....one of those deals) and I never knew what happened to him but I figured he got picked on for most of his life. So today I read on the local newspaper website that he's now 21 and was part of a ring of six people that was arrested and sent to prison for threatening and robbing people throughout the area. Figures

Was kinda expecting this story to end with... And that boy was Joe Flacco

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby Barry Jive » Sat Mar 02, 2013 01:43:35

bread is pretty much just a formality. if places gave me the option of ordering all my sandwich toppings in a container for less money i'd probably do it at least 1/5 times. speaking of Chipotle, that's pretty much what a bowl is. they don't charge you less though, which is dumb. i know that wrap cost you something Chipotle, how you gonna charge the same for less food
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby jerseyhoya » Sat Mar 02, 2013 01:46:46

Pretty sure you get more rice and beans in a bowl. Probably more salsa too.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby Barry Jive » Sat Mar 02, 2013 01:50:38

you think? admittedly based on a faulty memory but i've more often felt full at the end of a burrito than at the end of anything else

bowls have the advantage of being more welcoming to a few dollops of Tabasco and keeping stuff together. if you max out your food it makes sense, but if i'm going one bean, one meat, one sauce i almost always get as much or more in the burrito i think

actually the key might be guac
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby jerseyhoya » Sat Mar 02, 2013 01:52:34

I've never ordered a bowl, so I can't really comment all that authoritatively. Just going by observation. Seems like the scoop of rice is always bigger for the bowl. Beans too.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby Barry Jive » Sat Mar 02, 2013 01:58:10

i'm just gonna ask them when i get the quesarito or whatever it's called. once i unlock their biggest secret they might as well reveal all of them
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby phdave » Sat Mar 02, 2013 02:01:02

I'm watching Robot Combat League because my wife works with someone related to a contestant.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby Barry Jive » Sat Mar 02, 2013 02:02:17

what's up with those HOF threads telling me there are unread posts
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby phdave » Sat Mar 02, 2013 02:03:02

Rockum Sockum Robots

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby swishnicholson » Sat Mar 02, 2013 02:16:19

A man in the 500 block of Warwick Road reported his gray 2012 BMW 750 Li was stolen from his driveway overnight. The report was filed on Tuesday at 9:53 a.m. The car was unlocked and the keys were under the seat, police said.



I mean, who does this?
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby swishnicholson » Sat Mar 02, 2013 02:17:24

Connie's Ric Rac hosts bands all the time, so you would think they'd have a way for the band members to hear their instruments and the audience to see the band members.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby phatj » Sat Mar 02, 2013 02:17:41

Sucks that with modern key fobs you can't just stash them in the visor
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby jerseyhoya » Sat Mar 02, 2013 02:18:07

I'd say my dad usually keeps his keys in his unlocked car, but you know where he lives so I won't do that publicly like this

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby mickbayne » Sat Mar 02, 2013 02:19:16

SK790 wrote:NOPE

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby swishnicholson » Sat Mar 02, 2013 02:22:58

jerseyhoya wrote:I'd say my dad usually keeps his keys in his unlocked car, but you know where he lives so I won't do that publicly like this



Yeah, best to keep that on the down low.
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