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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by Slowhand » Sat Mar 02, 2013 13:07:35
yeah that's pretty effed
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by Barry Jive » Sat Mar 02, 2013 13:10:27
he probably deserved it
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by PrattRules » Sat Mar 02, 2013 13:11:01
Barry Jive wrote:he probably deserved it
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." -George Costanza
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by jamiethekiller » Sat Mar 02, 2013 13:15:51
Bathroom in the hotel is so bad. Drinking coffee neath y non stop to avoid shitting. Been lucky so far to be in clean places to take a dump
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by Grotewold » Sat Mar 02, 2013 13:17:06
jamiethekiller wrote:Drinking coffee neath y non stop to avoid shitting
Hmm
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by CalvinBall » Sat Mar 02, 2013 13:52:35
PrattRules wrote:I pissed in this kid's shampoo bottle before. Didn't feel bad about it at the time but kinda do now.
Peed in a best friends beer pong cup. The other person hit said cup and friend had to drink it. He still doesn't know. I immediately felt bad about it.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by The Savior » Sat Mar 02, 2013 13:59:15
CalvinBall wrote:PrattRules wrote:I pissed in this kid's shampoo bottle before. Didn't feel bad about it at the time but kinda do now.
Peed in a best friends beer pong cup. The other person hit said cup and friend had to drink it. He still doesn't know. I immediately felt bad about it.
i don't believe 3 bros drinking could keep this a secret from the 4th bro. this is crazier than the notion that the government was behind 9/11.
On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how pissed is he?
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by td11 » Sat Mar 02, 2013 14:19:38
CalvinBall wrote:PrattRules wrote:I pissed in this kid's shampoo bottle before. Didn't feel bad about it at the time but kinda do now.
Peed in a best friends beer pong cup. The other person hit said cup and friend had to drink it. He still doesn't know. I immediately felt bad about it.
what the fuck, calvin
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by phatj » Sat Mar 02, 2013 14:19:53
phatj wrote:My daughter's best friend was over for a playdate this afternoon, along with her absurdly hot mom who was wearing yoga pants. So hard to concentrate
pacino wrote:pics or didnt happen. as a mod, you know the rules, phatj.
phatj wrote:I actually thought about trying to sneak a pic with my phone but with my wife there too that seemed like it would be awkward.
UPDATE: was at a birthday party for another kid today, and daughter's best friend's mom was there, in yoga pants again. Not a very good pic, but:
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by jerseyhoya » Sat Mar 02, 2013 14:24:02
Reeling from Calvin's post
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by JUburton » Sat Mar 02, 2013 14:53:13
how is this even possibleCalvinBall wrote:PrattRules wrote:I pissed in this kid's shampoo bottle before. Didn't feel bad about it at the time but kinda do now.
Peed in a best friends beer pong cup. The other person hit said cup and friend had to drink it. He still doesn't know. I immediately felt bad about it.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by Bill McNeal » Sat Mar 02, 2013 15:25:42
Soren wrote:
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by Barry Jive » Sat Mar 02, 2013 15:41:22
great stuff on this page
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by Bill McNeal » Sat Mar 02, 2013 15:43:16
Barry Jive wrote:great stuff on this page
you know you are in rarified air when phatJ's milf hunter photo receives no comments.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by TenuredVulture » Sat Mar 02, 2013 16:01:33
I am confident that no one has ever ingested my pee.
Be Bold!
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by CalvinBall » Sat Mar 02, 2013 16:05:30
JUburton wrote:how is this even possibleCalvinBall wrote:PrattRules wrote:I pissed in this kid's shampoo bottle before. Didn't feel bad about it at the time but kinda do now.
Peed in a best friends beer pong cup. The other person hit said cup and friend had to drink it. He still doesn't know. I immediately felt bad about it.
My friend was being a huge dick. Like the worsy drunk hes ever been. I couldnt handle it.
I grabbed and empty solo cup. Went to the bathroom and peed in it. Since we were outside my other friend who he was playing against three his shot long making the pee drinker friend have to chase it down. I just switched it out as he was stumbling after the ball. It was literally the last shot. One cup left and second friend had to hit it or the game was over.
He hit it. And it was drank. Guy drinking it thought it tasted awful and got mad bc he thought we did something to it. He was right but could never figure it out. He pretty much had forgotten about it the next morning.
He still doesn't know because we har never told him. This was probably five or six years ago.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by phatj » Sat Mar 02, 2013 16:21:03
Bill McNeal wrote:Barry Jive wrote:great stuff on this page
you know you are in rarified air when phatJ's milf hunter photo receives no comments.
DAT ASS wasn't a comment on my photo?
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by CalvinBall » Sat Mar 02, 2013 16:29:16
Think you need to get a better picture
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by CalvinBall » Sat Mar 02, 2013 16:41:22
Can't get people to talk back on tinder. How do people do this?
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by ReadingPhilly » Sat Mar 02, 2013 16:48:20
by not making their friends drink their piss.
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