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Postby Soren » Thu Feb 28, 2013 15:14:41

Juno?
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby WheelsFellOff » Thu Feb 28, 2013 16:37:43

Houshphandzadeh wrote:anyone have an extra wok?

bm pppppppppppppppppppppp
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby azrider » Thu Feb 28, 2013 17:11:33

i don't know if anyone else knows or has heard about the jodi arias capital murder trial here in az... but it is some good stuff.

i'm normally against the death penalty... but after following this case and seeing and hearing her on stand, i would make this an exception.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Eem » Thu Feb 28, 2013 17:29:13

WheelsFellOff wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:anyone have an extra wok?

bm pppppppppppppppppppppp

Good post
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Bucky » Thu Feb 28, 2013 17:31:20

Houshphandzadeh wrote:anyone have an extra wok?



prolly not, lots of people our out of wok these days

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby BigEd76 » Thu Feb 28, 2013 18:30:36

Image <-------has extra wokka

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby jamiethekiller » Thu Feb 28, 2013 23:33:39

Just made a quick 100 at craps. Havin a night here guys

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby TenuredVulture » Thu Feb 28, 2013 23:49:59

I know I mostly complain about my students, but spending the day taking 7 of them up to Little Rock to watch the state legislature in action was a lot of fun. They're really good kids.
Be Bold!

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Thu Feb 28, 2013 23:53:27

my girlfriend got an internship with the U.S. Attorneys office this summer. i guess that's pretty good. dunno how i'm gonna live up to these standards much longer
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby PrattRules » Thu Feb 28, 2013 23:55:28

Better grow a couple inches to your dick.
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." -George Costanza

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby The Dude » Thu Feb 28, 2013 23:56:04

get girth instead
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby jamiethekiller » Fri Mar 01, 2013 00:01:22

Raid more poor people

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Fri Mar 01, 2013 00:04:11

it's not poor people!
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Eem » Fri Mar 01, 2013 00:06:29

Ben Revere responded to me on Twitter and I have a crush
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby The Dude » Fri Mar 01, 2013 00:33:14

i would kill for a hoagie from all night deli
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby SK790 » Fri Mar 01, 2013 00:57:18

i'd kill for a decent hoagie. love seattle, but they need to learn how to make a decent italian.
I like teh waether

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Rev_Beezer » Fri Mar 01, 2013 00:59:15

No joke, I had an excellent Italian hoagie today at a funeral luncheon.
Together we will win this game against the evil Space Yankees! Eat Fresh!

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby jamiethekiller » Fri Mar 01, 2013 03:29:11

Some old bitch asked me if I was a loser

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby phatj » Fri Mar 01, 2013 08:22:33

What was your lame retort?
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Soren » Fri Mar 01, 2013 09:27:38

29 feels older than I'm anticipating 30 will feel
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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