Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:53:53

I have size 12 feet and size 16 toes

by **Barry Jive** » Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:58:05

my friends convinced me to buy these dumb shoelaces the other day and they're too short for my fucking shoes

by **WheelsFellOff** » Wed Feb 27, 2013 11:04:33

I'm a 10EE

Quack.

by **The B1G Piece** » Wed Feb 27, 2013 11:05:16

My dad is 14EEEE.

Also known as a New Balance man.

by **Soren** » Wed Feb 27, 2013 11:06:58

I'm 5'6"

by **The B1G Piece** » Wed Feb 27, 2013 11:19:10

$56 bucks to see Jay-Z and Justin Timberlake on a TUESDAY NIGHT at CBP!

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Feb 27, 2013 11:22:01

special guest Memphis Bleek

by **Soren** » Wed Feb 27, 2013 11:42:59

every time I read this thread title, in my head I hear "new recruits, I'm fucking up MC troops"

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:08:02

do dry cleaners get out pretty grimy sweat stains on the inside of the collar or is a shirt pretty much cashed at that point?

by **Bucky** » Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:12:36

thrown out many shirts because of ring around the collar

by **Bucky** » Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:13:02

I don;t get it... :oops:

by **WheelsFellOff** » Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:14:14

Use a little hair shampoo and gently hand wash it. Its oil and dead skin.

by **WheelsFellOff** » Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:15:37

Bucky wrote:I don;t get it...

The secret is that the captioner is too dumb to realize it's correct.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:20:08

should be "50% more then a 24-pack"

by **WheelsFellOff** » Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:23:06

We're supposed to trust you with books full of words?!

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:24:07

I don't read the books

by **Bucky** » Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:28:29

HE WATCHES THE BOOKS

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:30:15

by **WheelsFellOff** » Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:30:16

But who librates the librarians?

by **Werthless** » Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:32:44

Barry Jive wrote:my friends convinced me to buy these dumb shoelaces the other day and they're too short for my fucking shoes

Wear your shoes without shoelaces. It's cool now.

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