I didn't watch the oscars, but why are people all pissed off about Michelle Obama being on them and presenting an award?

Bill McNeal wrote:I didn't watch the oscars, but why are people all pissed off about Michelle Obama being on them and presenting an award?

Bc she should be in DC fixing the sequester or something.

Bc if she hadn't been doing that everything would be great

So today after Bible Study Michelle and I went to lunch to this local pizza place. We've been there once before, and it was ok, nothing special.

We order a few slices and sit down. The guy at the counter is super weird. Definitely acting like he's on something, but what the hell, this is Shamokin. He stares at us the entire time we are eating. Just watches us like we're a science project or something.

We eat the pizza, leave, and go home. I have to go do some visits, so does Michelle. Upon arriving home, I unexpectedly fall asleep and wake up TWO HOURS LATER with my brain in a huge fog, panicking and demanding things of Michelle (like, "what time is it?" "WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY KEYS????"). Michelle has been sick, and gets the same brain fogginess that I feel.

I really think we were drugged. Both of us took a shit later that was greenish-brown.

Don't go to Buona Pizza if you are ever in Shamokin.

amazing

Mushroom pizza?

Nah, pepperoni. It was meh.

Rev stories involving poop seldom disappoint

also, both of us had periods of time where our hearts were beating really freakin' hard.

Rev_Beezer wrote:Nah, pepperoni. It was meh.

Then you weren't high.

should probably go back just to make it sure it was the pizza

Rev_Beezer wrote:
Don't go to Buona Pizza if you are ever in Shamokin.

You just know half of BSG is on their way there. I'm going to check the creepy where are you thread.

Best part of the story is they compared poop

Yes we did. Indeed.

And I highly doubt a bunch of guys from the interwebz are going to go to a shithole like that place.

And we didn't look at each other's or anything, just shared descriptions.

I still think the guy was a druggie and he did something to our pizza.

When he took our order, he just stood there for like 30 seconds. Did nothing, just looked at what he wrote down for a full half minute. Then he staggered around to the back to find a coworker. Freakin' strange stuff.

Rev_Beezer wrote:So today after Bible Study Michelle and I went to lunch to this local pizza place. We've been there once before, and it was ok, nothing special.

We order a few slices and sit down. The guy at the counter is super weird. Definitely acting like he's on something, but what the hell, this is Shamokin. He stares at us the entire time we are eating. Just watches us like we're a science project or something.

We eat the pizza, leave, and go home. I have to go do some visits, so does Michelle. Upon arriving home, I unexpectedly fall asleep and wake up TWO HOURS LATER with my brain in a huge fog, panicking and demanding things of Michelle (like, "what time is it?" "WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY KEYS????"). Michelle has been sick, and gets the same brain fogginess that I feel.

I really think we were drugged. Both of us took a shit later that was greenish-brown.

Don't go to Buona Pizza if you are ever in Shamokin.

Did you see the gimp in the back?

is buona pizza really a real name for a real pie place? sheesh

Not only is it a name of a pizza place, but it is a freakin' local chain that also has locations up in Scranton:

http://newsitem.com/news/pizza-shop-coming-to-plaza-at-coal-township-1.1266565

The owner of a new pizza shop coming to the township said he has three ingredients in his recipe for success.

"The product, a fantastic business plan and a brain trust of good friends and family," said Giovanni Piccolino, who will be opening Buona Pizza in The Plaza at Coal Township, between Fine Wine and Good Spirits and Panda King Buffet, in April.

He forgot to mention the drugs.