Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby CalvinBall » Mon Feb 25, 2013 11:48:47

cell phone or laptop

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby jamiethekiller » Mon Feb 25, 2013 11:49:17

Houshphandzadeh wrote:what could you forget that would be more than like a ten dollar problem?


Well, forgot my work badge at home. I wouldn't of been able to access to the plant site without it. I may have forgotten some key presentation materials at work.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Werthless » Mon Feb 25, 2013 11:52:28

jamiethekiller wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:what could you forget that would be more than like a ten dollar problem?


Well, forgot my work badge at home. I wouldn't of been able to access to the plant site without it. I may have forgotten some key presentation materials at work.

You should be assigned a work buddy for trips.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:02:36

I promised Mike I wouldn't tell Katie that Austin is getting divorced. I also promised Katie I wouldn't tell Mike that Austin is getting divorced. I don't like Austin anyway.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:04:49

CalvinBall wrote:did you get his number?


i wish. didn't get a picture, either. but i made it home in one piece, which was more than i'd anticipated from the outset.

jamie, i loved the show. totally agree it's the best stuff he's done, but i'm a bit of a sucker for political punk shit anyway
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby jamiethekiller » Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:24:03

Scored on this flight. No one in front of me or next to me. Life can't be this good

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby jamiethekiller » Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:25:59

Barry Jive wrote:
CalvinBall wrote:did you get his number?


i wish. didn't get a picture, either. but i made it home in one piece, which was more than i'd anticipated from the outset.

jamie, i loved the show. totally agree it's the best stuff he's done, but i'm a bit of a sucker for political punk shit anyway


Propaghandi for the win

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:28:58

jamiethekiller wrote:Scored on this flight. No one in front of me or next to me. Life can't be this good

I get very religious while I'm sitting on a plane hoping no one takes the adjacent seat

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby BigEd76 » Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:48:48

I don't think I've ever been on a flight that had an empty seat next to me. The closest was a 7-yr old that was traveling by himself

As for forgetting stuff when going on a trip, I always make a checklist in Excel of what I want to take (and I copy it to a second column for the return home), then I cross off everything as I pack it, and for the return trip home, I know what I've packed and can cross off the second column as I repack. I've never left anything behind by doing this

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Grotewold » Mon Feb 25, 2013 13:28:40

Got a row to myself on a red eye home

Could of cried

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Mon Feb 25, 2013 13:33:35

once i got the three seats in the back of a Greyhound to myself

another time i got almost an entire Amtrak car to myself
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby smitty » Mon Feb 25, 2013 13:42:15

jamiethekiller wrote:
Also not sure how sure is autocorrected to dried


Damn. And here I thought you learned me another cool modern word that the kids are using today. Some kid axed me how I was doing today and I told him I'm "dried" figuring he'd think I was all hip and stuff.

Damn.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Silence Sarge » Mon Feb 25, 2013 13:42:22

Got an entire row to myself on a flight to Florida at 6:30 AM on Jan 1. Was working on no sleep at that point and was beyond hammered so I tried to hug/kiss the flight attendant when she came back to tell us that nobody else was boarding the plane so we could all spread out and lay down. Probably one of the top 5 happiest moments of my life.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Grotewold » Mon Feb 25, 2013 13:50:59

I don't care what those meatballs are made of

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby The Dude » Mon Feb 25, 2013 13:51:49

me too.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Feb 25, 2013 14:58:42

Once had a flight to Seattle with maybe a dozen passengers. We had to distribute ourselves around the plane to balance it. Also, I've flown a couple of times from Texarkana to Dallas, and never had more than 3 other passengers on the plane. But since it only holds like 15 or so total and the air time is like 20 minutes, it's not all that great.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby smitty » Mon Feb 25, 2013 15:23:56

TenuredVulture wrote:Once had a flight to Seattle with maybe a dozen passengers. We had to distribute ourselves around the plane to balance it. Also, I've flown a couple of times from Texarkana to Dallas, and never had more than 3 other passengers on the plane. But since it only holds like 15 or so total and the air time is like 20 minutes, it's not all that great.


American Eagle puddle jumper? I've rode them some.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Feb 25, 2013 16:20:18

smitty wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:Once had a flight to Seattle with maybe a dozen passengers. We had to distribute ourselves around the plane to balance it. Also, I've flown a couple of times from Texarkana to Dallas, and never had more than 3 other passengers on the plane. But since it only holds like 15 or so total and the air time is like 20 minutes, it's not all that great.


American Eagle puddle jumper? I've rode them some.


Yep. The TSA agent doesn't show up until a half hour before the flight departs.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby The Dude » Mon Feb 25, 2013 16:32:17

my friend used to fly for them until he was promoted. Scary how little pilots make

he used to take me up in two seaters. We haven't gone in a while bc the gas is so expensive
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Bill McNeal » Mon Feb 25, 2013 16:39:03

Took amtrak up to NY yesterday was packed to the gills with college kids coming back from break. Sat in business class with two seats by myself but took a few strolls to the cafe car to check out the scenery.

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