Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussions

by 1 » Fri Jan 20, 2012 10:53:01

this guy

by **Bucky** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 10:55:16

your 'sabbatical' is 'rehab'

by 1 » Fri Jan 20, 2012 10:57:15

he's been out of school for 5 or 6 years, but yeah maybe

by **drsmooth** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:00:27

1 wrote:so last night i'm at this bar that is overrun with former students of mine (i need a drink after witnessing yet another drubbing of our girls basketball team). i run into one of them on the way in and we start talking. before long he says, "so, are you still... you know, smoking?" and i'm all like "what? ...

don't overthink it. your former student has concluded you're a with-it, happening, contemporary hipster.

whether he's correct or not, he's contrived some story of your recreational substances use based on imagined and/or real evidence.

if it arises as an issue, the solution is simple: deny, deny, deny.

simple for me, anyway.

by 1 » Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:03:52

i told him over and over that it wasn't me. he told me i could tell him because he used to drink all the time in jr high and it's the same. i didn't bother to explain to him how it's not even close to the same.

by **Soren** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:06:47

reasons why I am glad I backed out of my education degree for $500 Alex

by **Soren** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:07:45

if shipping companies could sell ads on their tracking information pages they'd make so much money on the F5 button.

by **jamiethekiller** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:12:28

you probably looked like a stoner while teaching anyway.
q: did you have hair that went to at least the lobes of your ears?
a: yes

STONER

by 1 » Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:13:45

guilty

by **PrattRules** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:22:38

1 wrote:so last night i'm at this bar that is overrun with former students of mine (i need a drink after witnessing yet another drubbing of our girls basketball team). i run into one of them on the way in and we start talking. before long he says, "so, are you still... you know, smoking?" and i'm all like "what? why would you ask that?" all the while thinking how in the world this guy would know anything like that about me. he tells me this story about how one time my laptop bag fell off my desk, a bowl fell out, and i quickly picked it up thinking that no one else saw it. he says he saw it.

so this got me wondering:

1. did this actually happen? no i never took a bowl to work with me, but did i drop something else that looks like one? (he insists it was a bowl and that he would know)

2. which idiot with which i work actually did this?

3. even if it wasn't me, was this a rumor that spread and did my students (or at least his circle of friends) think i was nyxing during school?

4. is the kid just as dumb as ever?

fun night.

Just read ratemyprofessor and see if everyone thinks you're cheech.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:27:29

I hate Cy Twombly a lot

by **Bakestar** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:34:16

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I hate Cy Twombly a lot

He sucked.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:37:32

that's wild. gives me a nice new crack to make about it whenever he comes up around here

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:38:20

These days I'm really into Cy Threembly

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:39:16

oh nevermind that's his dad

i r dum

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 13:10:49

PAYDAY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 13:12:13

Barry Jive wrote:These days I'm really into Cy Threembly

Stole this joke and it didn't even get a laugh. Fuck Cy Twombly

by **Soren** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 13:14:41

Barry Jive wrote:
Barry Jive wrote:These days I'm really into Cy Threembly

Stole this joke and it didn't even get a laugh. #$!&@ Cy Twombly

It was ok

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 13:16:31

I don't care, not like I came up with it

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 13:17:35

damn I guess Trumark has been banging me for new ATM fee since the New Year and I didn't realize

and here I'm always vouching for them like, "Yeah, ATMs are sparse but they're good with fees and not being shady"

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