well in that case yeah probably juvenile diabetes

I saw this ad on TV for a syndrome known as dry mouth and there's either a drug or a toothpaste you can use to treat it.

probably a kidney labrum

long-term side effects of rampant drug use

Lupus

The only other thought is the jimmy legs

a disgusting parasite.

yeah check to see if your tongue has been replaced by a minor crustacean

Houshphandzadeh wrote:yeah check to see if your tongue has been replaced by a minor crustacean

Fish mucus.

stink bugs

oooh, good one that hasn't received any props in the meme poll

There's a meme poll? Is it on the orange board?

Ugh what purpose do those things have?! They just fly in to things and stink. Like Randy Quaid in Independence Day.

up yours

RIP megavideo

My trainer suggested I might have too much sodium and/or too little potassium in my diet, and recommended cutting down on one and increasing the other. If I don't die of diabetic shock in the meantime, I'll report back.

If there were a band called Human Resources, I would consider listening to them.

you would have loved my band the casual fridays

Would have definitely listened to you.

had an 8 hour meeting at work today. they bought me chili cheese fries for lunch.