Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussions

Re: Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussio

Postby 1 » Fri Jan 20, 2012 16:05:29

PrattRules wrote:
1 wrote:so last night i'm at this bar that is overrun with former students of mine (i need a drink after witnessing yet another drubbing of our girls basketball team). i run into one of them on the way in and we start talking. before long he says, "so, are you still... you know, smoking?" and i'm all like "what? why would you ask that?" all the while thinking how in the world this guy would know anything like that about me. he tells me this story about how one time my laptop bag fell off my desk, a bowl fell out, and i quickly picked it up thinking that no one else saw it. he says he saw it.

so this got me wondering:

1. did this actually happen? no i never took a bowl to work with me, but did i drop something else that looks like one? (he insists it was a bowl and that he would know)

2. which idiot with which i work actually did this?

3. even if it wasn't me, was this a rumor that spread and did my students (or at least his circle of friends) think i was nyxing during school?

4. is the kid just as dumb as ever?



fun night.


Just read ratemyprofessor and see if everyone thinks you're cheech.


all i can gather from there is that i am sarcastic and i became mean when i cut my hair. so maybe this kid is right.
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Re: Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussio

Postby pacino » Fri Jan 20, 2012 17:20:37

1, the taproom crowd is pretty douchey

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Re: Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussio

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Jan 20, 2012 17:27:07

have "Let's Get It Started" stuck in my head. probably spells trouble

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Re: Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussio

Postby jamiethekiller » Fri Jan 20, 2012 17:29:14

don't feel like driving to AC alone again. might have to bail on my friends show.

is the sixers still a viable option?

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Re: Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussio

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Jan 20, 2012 17:29:45

sure is

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Re: Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussio

Postby pacino » Fri Jan 20, 2012 17:34:19

Hmm

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Re: Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussio

Postby PrattRules » Fri Jan 20, 2012 19:35:33

How much money would you guys pay to see Reggie Warrington (Dave Chapelle's character in the Nutty Professor) do stand-up for an hour? I'm thinking I would go as high as 60 bucks.

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Re: Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussio

Postby Barry Jive » Fri Jan 20, 2012 19:58:16

i'd go 15
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussio

Postby pacino » Fri Jan 20, 2012 20:07:11

40+

look like a hair full of curly fries!! look at this white dude right here! MORE CRACK THAN HARLEM


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Re: Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussio

Postby Barry Jive » Fri Jan 20, 2012 20:19:17

get it together, man
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussio

Postby PrattRules » Fri Jan 20, 2012 20:33:36

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Re: Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussio

Postby CFP » Sat Jan 21, 2012 00:31:54

That Bolaris story always blows my mind, looks like they are covering it on Nightline in a few

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Re: Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussio

Postby SK790 » Sat Jan 21, 2012 01:38:44

a meteorologist with a big ego. i never would have guessed it.
I like teh waether

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Re: Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussio

Postby Rev_Beezer » Sat Jan 21, 2012 02:18:44

Fact: My family continues to turn its back on me ever since my mom died.
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Re: Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussio

Postby Bucky » Sat Jan 21, 2012 09:53:21

CFP wrote:That Bolaris story always blows my mind, looks like they are covering it on Nightline in a few


:q:

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Re: Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussio

Postby my cousin mose » Sat Jan 21, 2012 11:04:21

Bucky wrote:
CFP wrote:That Bolaris story always blows my mind, looks like they are covering it on Nightline in a few


:q:
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Re: Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussio

Postby swishnicholson » Sat Jan 21, 2012 11:12:16

1 wrote:so last night i'm at this bar that is overrun with former students of mine (i need a drink after witnessing yet another drubbing of our girls basketball team). i run into one of them on the way in and we start talking. before long he says, "so, are you still... you know, smoking?" and i'm all like "what? why would you ask that?" all the while thinking how in the world this guy would know anything like that about me. he tells me this story about how one time my laptop bag fell off my desk, a bowl fell out, and i quickly picked it up thinking that no one else saw it. he says he saw it.

so this got me wondering:

1. did this actually happen? no i never took a bowl to work with me, but did i drop something else that looks like one? (he insists it was a bowl and that he would know)

2. which idiot with which i work actually did this?

3. even if it wasn't me, was this a rumor that spread and did my students (or at least his circle of friends) think i was nyxing during school?

4. is the kid just as dumb as ever?

fun night.


You forgot:

5. I was too chorched at work to remember this happening.
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Re: Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussio

Postby CFP » Sat Jan 21, 2012 11:31:37

my cousin mose wrote:
Bucky wrote:
CFP wrote:That Bolaris story always blows my mind, looks like they are covering it on Nightline in a few


:q:



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Re: Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussio

Postby Bucky » Sat Jan 21, 2012 12:10:56

like that hasn't happened to you

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Re: Sociology, Flatware, and Velociraptors: Random Discussio

Postby Slowhand » Sat Jan 21, 2012 12:51:54

CFP wrote:That Bolaris story always blows my mind, looks like they are covering it on Nightline in a few


"You have to understand," Philadelphia Daily News editor and testicle exhibitionist Larry Platt explains to Playboy. "In Philly weathermen and chefs are stars. John has been a huge star in Philly for years.


"In Philly people want to be John Bolaris," Platt concludes while talking to Playboy.


Link

WTF? Is this true?
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