Random thoughts....Random fucking thoughts.

Re: Random thoughts....Random fucking thoughts.

Postby Trent Steele » Thu Oct 13, 2011 09:46:09

those mummers hookers are not exactly a bunch of julia robertses
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Re: Random thoughts....Random fucking thoughts.

Postby Barry Jive » Thu Oct 13, 2011 09:56:48

Alexis Simon is cute. And she lives in Queen Village! Missed my shot.

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Re: Random thoughts....Random #$!&@ thoughts.

Postby drsmooth » Thu Oct 13, 2011 09:58:30

VoxOrion wrote:If I woke up this morning with my head sewn to the carpet, I would not been more surprised than I am to have a diagram of the problem. I suspected something like this was going on, but now I know.



Leave it to PiP to provide a diagram of something that is....well, let's face it, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar but the allusions in that image cannot be ignored.
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Re: Random thoughts....Random fucking thoughts.

Postby Grotewold » Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:04:49

Barry Jive wrote:Alexis Simon is cute. And she lives in Queen Village! Missed my shot.


Who's that? I'm in QV.

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Re: Random thoughts....Random fucking thoughts.

Postby Barry Jive » Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:15:33

One of the prostitutes from the Mummers thing. She's 26 and from the 700 block of Carpenter (is that QV or Bella Vista or what, I never know)

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Re: Random thoughts....Random fucking thoughts.

Postby The B1G Piece » Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:18:41

Grotewold wrote:
Barry Jive wrote:Alexis Simon is cute. And she lives in Queen Village! Missed my shot.


Who's that? I'm in QV.

Image

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Re: Random thoughts....Random #$!&@ thoughts.

Postby azrider » Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:42:59

i would hit it.... definitely wouldn't pay though. are these mummers guys like in their 60s.

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Re: Random thoughts....Random fucking thoughts.

Postby Grotewold » Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:44:31

Looks a little like the second of five photos in a meth slideshow

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Re: Random thoughts....Random #$!&@ thoughts.

Postby PrattRules » Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:47:26

VoxOrion wrote:If I woke up this morning with my head sewn to the carpet, I would not been more surprised than I am to have a diagram of the problem. I suspected something like this was going on, but now I know.


Took me a solid 10 minutes to think of what movie this was from. Christmas Vacation.
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Re: Random thoughts....Random #$!&@ thoughts.

Postby The B1G Piece » Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:12:48

PrattRules wrote:
VoxOrion wrote:If I woke up this morning with my head sewn to the carpet, I would not been more surprised than I am to have a diagram of the problem. I suspected something like this was going on, but now I know.


Took me a solid 10 minutes to think of what movie this was from. Christmas Vacation.

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Re: Random thoughts....Random fucking thoughts.

Postby Wheels Tupay » Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:31:40

"That’s the Southwest Philly floater, man."
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Re: Random thoughts....Random fucking thoughts.

Postby The B1G Piece » Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:46:56

Such an awesome movie.

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Re: Random thoughts....Random #$!&@ thoughts.

Postby phatj » Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:04:01

Grotewold wrote:Looks a little like the second of five photos in a meth slideshow

I had the same thought.
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Re: Random thoughts....Random fucking thoughts.

Postby Barry Jive » Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:27:21

Maybe she's not too far gone to share then

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Re: Random thoughts....Random fucking thoughts.

Postby Grotewold » Thu Oct 13, 2011 13:49:02

So I guess that weird reptilian blowjob type sound used for updates to online newspaper chats is universal

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Re: Random thoughts....Random fucking thoughts.

Postby Trent Steele » Thu Oct 13, 2011 14:22:27

there's a VT thread
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Re: Random thoughts....Random fucking thoughts.

Postby Barry Jive » Thu Oct 13, 2011 14:31:20

It was a CalvinBall countertroll because he wouldn't stop talking shit in the Penn State thread

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Re: Random thoughts....Random fucking thoughts.

Postby PrattRules » Thu Oct 13, 2011 14:55:01

Does everyone have a thread where nobody listens to them or a thread where you post that gets little response, yet you don't care? Calvin has the VT thread, nightman had the Eminem thread, and mine was the Challenge thread.
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Re: Random thoughts....Random fucking thoughts.

Postby drsmooth » Thu Oct 13, 2011 14:57:31

PrattRules wrote:Does everyone have a thread where nobody listens to them or a thread where you post that gets little response, yet you don't care? Calvin has the VT thread, nightman had the Eminem thread, and mine was the Challenge thread.


all of them?

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Re: Random thoughts....Random fucking thoughts.

Postby CalvinBall » Thu Oct 13, 2011 15:12:47

PrattRules wrote:Does everyone have a thread where nobody listens to them or a thread where you post that gets little response, yet you don't care? Calvin has the VT thread, nightman had the Eminem thread, and mine was the Challenge thread.


I didnt start the VT thread. It was made to mock me. I get it. Whatever.

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