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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Wed Aug 12, 2009 01:25:44

MrsVox wrote:
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MrsVox wrote:I think Vox and I met (at work) in '95, started dating in '96, engaged in '98, married in '99. VoxJr in '02; BabyVox in '07.

Voxette - 20?? :q:

:o :wink: :mrgreen:


Ha! I'm in the top five, age-wise on this board... And several years older than Vox, as he loves to remind me...

Or did you mis-type #3 coming in '10?

Just alluding that perhaps a lil' Voxette is next in the cards :-D :wink:

Her teenage years + overprotective Vox = reality TV jackpot :idea:
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Postby Barry Jive » Wed Aug 12, 2009 02:57:04

found my new avatar
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Postby ashton » Wed Aug 12, 2009 04:29:58

Image Image Image Image Image

Here are a few flags as they are shown on Wikipedia when used to identify someone's nationality. Note that they vary in height, but most are taller than the U.S. flag. The U.S. flag is 12 pixels high. If they made the flag 13 pixels high then they could have alternating red and white stripes. Instead they make it twelve pixels high (shorter than most other flags) and have a muddle of pink in the middle. This is the kind of pointless sloppiness that bugs me. (yes, I go through life in a state of semi-permanent annoyance)
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Postby Rev_Beezer » Wed Aug 12, 2009 07:10:13

Okay, I spend all this time restructuring the Sunday School for when it begins in mid-September. I figure out opening activities, get new books for the teachers (who are all volunteer, of course), and I call a meeting for the teachers and all who would like to help and make this something new and exciting.

We have a new teacher for the senior high class. Yay! She seems open to all of the ideas we talk about, and I think she'll have fun with the kids, and they'll enjoy her. She's the only one my age who comes to worship regularly (well, her and her husband).

The other two teachers? Well, they've been doing this for years, and let me know on no uncertain terms that they will be doing exactly what they have been doing, so fuck all the plans I made (which they knew about and were fine with a few weeks ago) AND my restructuring the ages isn't what they want, so they'll do the same age groups they've always done, which is TOO FREAKIN LARGE BECAUSE THREE YEAR OLDS SHOULDN'T BE IN THE SAME CLASS WITH SIX YEAR OLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOTHER FUCK!!!!

I am going to hit my head against a frickin' wall. We had all of these things planned and if it fails, it's because people think that the same damn things that worked for them when they were in the 1960s will work today.
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Postby jerseyhoya » Wed Aug 12, 2009 09:15:52

Barry Jive putting on the avatar mpmcgraw was wearing when he died is kind of a mind fuck.

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Postby CalvinBall » Wed Aug 12, 2009 09:20:40

Church people may be the some of the hardest people to work with. They hate change.

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Postby Bakestar » Wed Aug 12, 2009 09:22:28

So I did a Google Image Search for "Unsolved Mysteries"...
Foreskin stupid

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Postby Woody » Wed Aug 12, 2009 09:28:49

Bakestar wrote:So I did a Google Image Search for "Unsolved Mysteries"...


wow :lol:
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Aug 12, 2009 09:42:01

Barry Jive wrote:found my new avatar

not cool

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Aug 12, 2009 09:42:13

Uncle Milty wrote:a sax solo is much more effective than sex solo

i disagree

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Aug 12, 2009 09:43:14

just wanted to say whats up to all the ladies in their business cazh

I am so happy about my new apartment I can't wipe the smile of my face

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Postby phatj » Wed Aug 12, 2009 09:44:38

Woody wrote:
Bakestar wrote:So I did a Google Image Search for "Unsolved Mysteries"...


wow :lol:

SFW?
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Postby Woody » Wed Aug 12, 2009 09:45:12

phatj wrote:
Woody wrote:
Bakestar wrote:So I did a Google Image Search for "Unsolved Mysteries"...


wow :lol:

SFW?


if I tell you it will ruin the effect
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby Grotewold » Wed Aug 12, 2009 09:45:51

Houshphandzadeh wrote:just wanted to say whats up to all the ladies in their business cazh

I am so happy about my new apartment I can't wipe the smile of my face


attaguy

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Aug 12, 2009 09:45:59

wow, that is something

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Postby The Dude » Wed Aug 12, 2009 09:46:01

It's kind of like Point Break
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:13:32

can they track you down somehow if you steal a laptop?

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Postby Barry Jive » Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:13:56

rediscovered what must have been my childhood nightmare fuel

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EEslgaK8BI[/youtube]


so the gayest sounding dude is the bear? makes sense i guess.
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Postby Barry Jive » Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:15:31

i dunno why that isn't working

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EEslgaK8BI

there's a link, go crazy folks
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Postby Trent Steele » Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:03:53

4 hours into an 8 hour legal CLE. Please kill me. I'm not going to make it.
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