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by **The Dude** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:08:27

I've been smelling pizza all morning. I need some now.

by **dajafi** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:16:09

Woody wrote:
phatj wrote:
Woody wrote:
Bakestar wrote:So I did a Google Image Search for "Unsolved Mysteries"...

wow

SFW?

if I tell you it will ruin the effect

Need eyeball bleach NOW

by **Barry Jive** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:17:53

i just woke up because my A/C is fucking terrible.

but, more importantly, i just spoke to my mom, who pointed out to me that i don't have work today. i was going to go. i had no idea i didn't have work. i was going to shower and change and get on the bus and get on the El and show up to work on time for a 3 p.m. shift that i don't even have. and they were going to tell me to turn around and go home, and i was going to get so pissed off at myself.

and now i don't have to do any of that. i have nothing planned for today, but now i think i need to do something and take advantage.

by **jerseyhoya** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:21:56

Go do Housh's job for the afternoon so he can watch the soccer

by **The Red Tornado** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:22:13

go to that massage parlor and see if you can get a freebie for saving their lives

by **VFB** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:32:18

by **Barry Jive** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:38:30

The Red Tornado wrote:go to that massage parlor and see if you can get a freebie for saving their lives

do you know how many times i've thought of this in the past two days? the only deterrent is that there will be a more watchful eye on the place's clientele since the attempted robbery, and i don't want my name showing up on anything that runs through the police department.

this also applies to knowing where the good drug corners in Kensington are. curiosity is my curse.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:45:54

you don't give em your real name!

by **Barry Jive** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:51:14

Operation Washy Washy:
1. Go to Salvation Army, buy clothes I've never worn before.
2. Buy Guy Fawkes/Richard Nixon/Barack Obama mask. Nixon's probably the best choice; I was seen reading V For Vendetta at work and there is a picture of me on Facebook wearing a Barack Obama mask.
3. Pay in the large stockpile of change I've built up recently so as not to leave any paper trail (including the necessary tapping of Mac that would occur right before visiting this establishment).
4. And they all lived happily ever after.

by **The Red Tornado** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:55:10

Barry Jive wrote:
The Red Tornado wrote:go to that massage parlor and see if you can get a freebie for saving their lives

do you know how many times i've thought of this in the past two days? the only deterrent is that there will be a more watchful eye on the place's clientele since the attempted robbery, and i don't want my name showing up on anything that runs through the police department.

this also applies to knowing where the good drug corners in Kensington are. curiosity is my curse.

in all honestly this is the type of place they should be shutting down. As much as I believe that prostitution should be legal, asian massage parlors tend to import sex slaves. These girls are brought to the US in hopes of immigration and instead they are trapped at the parlors with little to no money as they have to "pay" the house most of what they earn to "compensate" travel expenses, condoms, laudry, food etc.

by **Barry Jive** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 13:12:22

thanks a lot debbie downer

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 13:31:16

There have been a few times where I've almost said, out loud, "I might even make it my avatar," before I realized just how sad that is

by **The Red Tornado** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 13:31:55

see independent prostitutes, they probably see alot less clients per day anyways. (altho, probably more expensive)

by **Barry Jive** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 13:49:10

Anyone remember the thread where someone just quoted a bunch of dumb shit mpmcgraw said that turned out to be completely off-base, and ended it with this avatar? It was awesome. I have no idea who did it or how to find it.

by **Barry Jive** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 13:54:04

i need taco bell stat

times like these i miss state college. the closest taco bell to me is a 15 minute drive.

by **jerseyhoya** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 13:54:34

I had Taco Bell for lunch. It was delicious.

by **Woody** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 13:56:03

LOSE THE MCGRAW AVATAR JIVE I PRACTICALLY HATE YOU ALREADY

by **Grotewold** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 15:04:24

I just drank my first non-diet soda in maybe five years and enjoyed it much less than expected.

by **Barry Jive** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 15:07:59

i just came here to post that i already hate myself for this avatar. BUT I NEED A PROPER REPLACEMENT

by **EndlessSummer** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 15:08:27

Woody wrote:LOSE THE MCGRAW AVATAR JIVE I PRACTICALLY HATE YOU ALREADY

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