the random thoughts thread

Postby Goomeister » Fri Aug 24, 2007 03:23:23

Retailers like Walgreen, Target, and Wal-mart are adding health clinics to their stores. Doctors groups are concerned because these clinics rely on family nurse practioners that could threaten patient safety. I recently visited one of these clinics. I became rather alarmed when the "nurse practioner" told me that just last week she was a Wal-mart greeter.
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Postby Phight On! » Fri Aug 24, 2007 05:45:47

Houshphandzadeh wrote:My roommate hit up the Wishy Washy today. I didn't think he had the nerve.

(If you don't know, Wishy Washy = Asian massage parlor / prostitution center.)


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Postby EndlessSummer » Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:13:25

My Consumer Reports tip:

Do not buy CVS's generic ghetto brand fake Drain-o. I think our tub was more clogged after using it.

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Postby CFP » Fri Aug 24, 2007 16:35:17

Fidel Castro rumored to be dead, but apparently is not

Someone get kenny on this

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Postby dajafi » Fri Aug 24, 2007 23:11:06

If you knew the right sports book to call, could you get action on whether Michael Vick embraces Christianity or Islam while he's in the pokey?

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Postby jemagee » Fri Aug 24, 2007 23:13:30

Who was clamoring for the AVP sequel?
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Postby jemagee » Fri Aug 24, 2007 23:44:24

Curt Schilling on X-Play - just wrong
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Postby TenuredVulture » Sat Aug 25, 2007 00:14:15

So, my wife is dealing with her elderly parents in NJ, so I'm home playing at being a single father. I'm thinking I'm doing a pretty decent job of it, even if a donut and a capri sun isn't the healthiest breakfast in the world.
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Postby 1 » Sat Aug 25, 2007 00:14:57

every night i turn myself into a werewolf
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Sat Aug 25, 2007 08:03:30

holy drunk dial. Lord have mercy on me

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Postby Bakestar » Sat Aug 25, 2007 08:09:34

Houshphandzadeh wrote:holy drunk dial. Lord have mercy on me


Dialer or dialee?
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Sat Aug 25, 2007 08:10:54

Dialer. Think: "Got a new boyfriend pretty quick, eh?" I am such an ass.

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Postby Bakestar » Sat Aug 25, 2007 08:14:05

Voicemail or live?
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Sat Aug 25, 2007 08:15:16

Live

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Postby Bakestar » Sat Aug 25, 2007 08:21:37

Her fault for answering the phone at whatever godforsaken hour it was.
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Postby The Dude » Sat Aug 25, 2007 09:13:47

My worst of those was getting the father at 3 am after drinking for about 8 hours. If he wasn't on my side already, that pretty damn sure cemented it.

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Postby 1 » Sun Aug 26, 2007 20:27:33

avril is smiling way too much
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Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Aug 29, 2007 15:05:43

I'm tired. I can't believe it's only 2 pm. I wonder if there's any coffee in the coffee maker?
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Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Aug 29, 2007 15:16:32

I had to make the coffee myself.
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Postby phatj » Wed Aug 29, 2007 15:39:59

1. Cheetos "Crunchy"
2. Cool(er) Ranch Doritos

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Other snacks
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