the random thoughts thread

by **CFP** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 15:33:03

So is Mike Vick now in the doghouse?

by **Bucky** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:10:32

Phan Paul wrote:
jemagee wrote:
Phan Paul wrote:My daughter's first grade teacher looks like she's 16 years old.

Is she hot though?

I'm no Uncle Milty.

but Uncle Milty is though.

So tell us...is she hot???

by **Bucky** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:11:39

WHEN IS IT GOING TO STOP $#%)*$) RAINING :twisted:

:?:

by **jemagee** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:43:51

Bucky wrote:WHEN IS IT GOING TO STOP $#%)*$) RAINING :?:

You know, we've got a pretty big fire burning since July 4th that is only about 70% contained, send us that rain please

by **TenuredVulture** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 14:15:52

Bucky wrote:
Phan Paul wrote:
jemagee wrote:
Phan Paul wrote:My daughter's first grade teacher looks like she's 16 years old.

Is she hot though?

I'm no Uncle Milty.

but Uncle Milty is though.

So tell us...is she hot???

Um, yeah.

by **Slowhand** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 15:38:12

If you're sick AND contagious, don't come into work just to tough it out. Your job's not that important and nobody's impressed with your dedication.

by **Bakestar** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 19:24:35

I just found a photo of my scantily-clad ex-girlfriend between the pages of my Norton Anthology of Modern Poetry.

by **z ipper** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 20:51:16

today i saw a funeral procession get in two non-consecutive accidents.

by **Bucky** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 21:05:22

Bakestar wrote:I just found a photo of my scantily-clad ex-girlfriend between the pages of my Norton Anthology of Modern Poetry.

Is this your way of telling us your scanner's busted?? :?

Oops I had previous quoted the wrong post and just noticed.... :oops:

by **Trent Steele** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 22:25:39

z ipper wrote:today i saw a funeral procession get in two non-consecutive accidents.

Was Grover Cleveland in the hearse?

by **Woody** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 22:29:12

Bakestar wrote:I just found a photo of my scantily-clad ex-girlfriend between the pages of my Norton Anthology of Modern Poetry.

scan plz, thnx

by **phatj** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 22:46:50

I really gotta pee.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:30:32

Does anyone actually enjoy their birthday? I've got the birthday blues like a mofo.

by **Woody** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:45:58

My wife just got a new job. Big raise, big bonus, and a small amount of travel per month.

boo ya

by **TenuredVulture** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:59:38

Woody wrote:My wife just got a new job. Big raise, big bonus, and a small amount of travel per month.

boo ya

When's your retirement party?

by **The Red Tornado** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:01:18

Woody wrote:My wife just got a new job. Big raise, big bonus, and a small amount of travel per month.

boo ya

So not only will you have the opportunity to cheat on her, but you can afford the 300/hr rate?

by **Woody** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:05:22

Retirement party is this friday at the GAP in Conshy.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:26:17

My roommate hit up the Wishy Washy today. I didn't think he had the nerve.

(If you don't know, Wishy Washy = Asian massage parlor / prostitution center.)

by **Bakestar** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 13:07:51

Houshphandzadeh wrote:My roommate hit up the Wishy Washy today. I didn't think he had the nerve.

(If you don't know, Wishy Washy = Asian massage parlor / prostitution center.)

YOU WANT ME FINISH?

by **The Red Tornado** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 13:12:25

Houshphandzadeh wrote:My roommate hit up the Wishy Washy today. I didn't think he had the nerve.

(If you don't know, Wishy Washy = Asian massage parlor / prostitution center.)

Maybe he doesnt have the nerve to get a date and that's why he ended up there instead?

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