the random thoughts thread

by **Bucky** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 03:35:36

I've decided to run for president. I'm running on the platform that January and March each donate one day to February. Even things out a bit.

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 13:13:29

I'm sick and tired of seeing that buttclown mine owner on TV (CNN at the moment).

by **jemagee** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 13:15:41

BDawk wrote:just found out a girl I dated for 4+years--this would be my longest relationship and I was a sliver away from marrying this girl--is a complete coke whore apparently. Unfortunetly for the pushover douchebag that is her husband, she's married and he doesn't know any of this apparently, well at least the whore part.

Why do I have the odd temptation to call her??

Cause you desperately need to get laid?

by **The Dude** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 13:16:57

Cocaine's a hell of a drug

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 13:19:26

She sounds fun.

by **jemagee** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 13:21:06

My coworker had a similar experience, her 'man' at the time was quite the coke fiend she found out after the fact...i'm told that it's extermely helpful in the stamina department

by **Richard Thon** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 15:30:03

Craig Carton, who has been on an awful show on 101.5 out of Trenton (I think) and was awful on WIP, will be taking Imus' spot on WFAN, pairing with Boomer Esiason. I can't stand Craig Carton.

by **TenuredVulture** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 15:38:42

The "Made in Vietnam" stick just came off my left Nike sneaker.

by **TenuredVulture** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 18:16:37

A friend mine lives across the street from a house where a roach infestation was so bad that haz mat was called in. They estimated 5 million roaches lived in the house.

by **BDawk** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 20:10:28

jemagee wrote:
BDawk wrote:just found out a girl I dated for 4+years--this would be my longest relationship and I was a sliver away from marrying this girl--is a complete coke whore apparently. Unfortunetly for the pushover douchebag that is her husband, she's married and he doesn't know any of this apparently, well at least the whore part.

Why do I have the odd temptation to call her??

Cause you desperately need to get laid?

I have a girlfriend so that ain't it, though this chick is equally as hot, or was at least.

by **Phight On!** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 20:10:34

BDawk wrote:just found out a girl I dated for 4+years--this would be my longest relationship and I was a sliver away from marrying this girl--is a complete coke whore apparently. Unfortunetly for the pushover douchebag that is her husband, she's married and he doesn't know any of this apparently, well at least the whore part.

Why do I have the odd temptation to call her??

If you do call her, bring coke obviously.

by **Bakestar** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 20:23:26

Phight On! wrote:
BDawk wrote:just found out a girl I dated for 4+years--this would be my longest relationship and I was a sliver away from marrying this girl--is a complete coke whore apparently. Unfortunetly for the pushover douchebag that is her husband, she's married and he doesn't know any of this apparently, well at least the whore part.

Why do I have the odd temptation to call her??

If you do call her, bring coke obviously.

Better yet, tell her you MIGHT be able to get some, but y'know, you're really busy right now...

by **jemagee** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 20:49:01

BDawk wrote:
jemagee wrote:
BDawk wrote:just found out a girl I dated for 4+years--this would be my longest relationship and I was a sliver away from marrying this girl--is a complete coke whore apparently. Unfortunetly for the pushover douchebag that is her husband, she's married and he doesn't know any of this apparently, well at least the whore part.

Why do I have the odd temptation to call her??

Cause you desperately need to get laid?
I have a girlfriend so that ain't it, though this chick is equally as hot, or was at least.

Nostalgia? She was better in bed? Since now you know she's a coke fiend you can do all the things you are too worried your girlfriend will recoil if you even try?

by **BDawk** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 21:11:48

jemagee wrote:
BDawk wrote:
jemagee wrote:
BDawk wrote:just found out a girl I dated for 4+years--this would be my longest relationship and I was a sliver away from marrying this girl--is a complete coke whore apparently. Unfortunetly for the pushover douchebag that is her husband, she's married and he doesn't know any of this apparently, well at least the whore part.

Why do I have the odd temptation to call her??

Cause you desperately need to get laid?
I have a girlfriend so that ain't it, though this chick is equally as hot, or was at least.

Nostalgia? She was better in bed? Since now you know she's a coke fiend you can do all the things you are too worried your girlfriend will recoil if you even try?

No, I think the correct answer is I'm fucked in the head.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 21:18:11

Wanting to call other girls in spite of being involved with someone you love is what life's all about.

by **jemagee** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 21:28:57

BDawk wrote:No, I think the correct answer is I'm $#@! in the head.

Nah, I really don't think that's it, i think you are a realtively normal human male with normal male urges

Or you are just a big slut

which would make you a normal human male

by **BDawk** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 22:02:17

jemagee wrote:
BDawk wrote:No, I think the correct answer is I'm $#@! in the head.

Nah, I really don't think that's it, i think you are a realtively normal human male with normal male urges

Or you are just a big slut

which would make you a normal human male

a little from column A, a little from column B. Seriously, if you knew the backstory with this chick, and then the stories I just heard, the only fair conclusion is I have issues.

by **jemagee** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 22:04:06

Are you issues like uncle miltys issues? Miltys issues are missed...

by **BDawk** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 22:08:14

No, my thought was how it wouldn't be terrible to bang her again, not about getting her to stop putting powder up her nose. It's disturbing to me that thought even crossed my mind, she turned into a bit of a bitch.

by **jemagee** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 22:09:30

BDawk wrote:No, my thought was how it wouldn't be terrible to bang her again, not about getting her to stop putting powder up her nose. It's disturbing to me that thought even crossed my mind, she turned into a bit of a bitch.

Ah, but her being a bitch would make it more fun, plus with the coke, you can really have at her and 'take it out' on her like you want...makes perfect sense to me - you can punish her for being a little coke whore

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