I once had wings so hot the next morning I took a sick day

1 wrote:avril is smiling way too much

Stupid marriage makes people happy

That and doing a remix with lil mama probably

My gf prepped the coffee last night, turned on the timer, but in here fugue state of fever she left the carafe on the stove top...that was fun to clean up at 6:30 AM

Grotewold wrote:I once had wings so hot the next morning I took a sick day

Did they burn on the way out? That is painful.

Phan Paul wrote:

Grotewold wrote:I once had wings so hot the next morning I took a sick day

Did they burn on the way out? That is painful.

Buffalo lava, I could barely get to the phone to call the boss

I just saw a commercial for 'stylish pet wear' at costco...it's gone too far.

Uncle Milty wrote:Avoidance is an easy option.

It's excellent, i enjoy it as well...of course, it's a godo sign you lack balls

but hey, take the good with the bad

Grotewold wrote:

Phan Paul wrote:

Grotewold wrote:I once had wings so hot the next morning I took a sick day

Did they burn on the way out? That is painful.

Buffalo lava, I could barely get to the phone to call the boss

I presume you also had a few beers with those wings as well. Now that I'm in my 40s, I find that particular indulgence really does a number on my lower digestive tract.

Uncle Milty wrote:I got balls. They're just one part of me she's after.

My coworker broke up with her fiance, went out that night and slept with her 'trader joes' boy toy play mate, and told former fiance about it...he still loves her and wants to marry her, it's hard for her to give up because he could provide her a comfortable living, she's not a gold digger, but comfort is persusavie.

ANyway, that dude is a complete and total douche i've lost all respect for, he has no balls

jemagee wrote:

Uncle Milty wrote:I got balls. They're just one part of me she's after.

My coworker broke up with her fiance, went out that night and slept with her 'trader joes' boy toy play mate, and told former fiance about it...he still loves her and wants to marry her, it's hard for her to give up because he could provide her a comfortable living, she's not a gold digger, but comfort is persusavie.

ANyway, that dude is a complete and total douche i've lost all respect for, he has no balls

You've made your co-worker sound like a bitch on wheels.

i wonder what the plan is for century 21 going forward. at some point this name will just sound absurd.

She's not a bitch, she just has some issues she's working through...i know she came off badly, but really not that bad, but dude, what kind of man is he?

He's like milty but with no game (and lots of cash)

z ipper wrote:i wonder what the plan is for century 21 going forward. at some point this name will just sound absurd.

Have you looked at your avatar recently?

jemagee wrote:She's not a bitch, she just has some issues she's working through...i know she came off badly, but really not that bad, but dude, what kind of man is he?

He's like milty but with no game (and lots of cash)

Usually lots of cash compensates pretty well for lack of game. He must really be pathetic.

Phan Paul wrote:

jemagee wrote:She's not a bitch, she just has some issues she's working through...i know she came off badly, but really not that bad, but dude, what kind of man is he?

He's like milty but with no game (and lots of cash)

Usually lots of cash compensates pretty well for lack of game. He must really be pathetic.

Oh yes, he really really is, it's kind of funny, i've somehow become her confidant (i think because almost nothing shocks me and my mind can conceive of things that most people wouldn't consider) so I know most of the gory details...i always had little respect for him, but after this, i just htink he's a girl.

z ipper wrote:i wonder what the plan is for century 21 going forward. at some point this name will just sound absurd.

You mean, like... 20th Century Fox?

Leona Helmsley left her beloved white Maltese, named Trouble, a $12 million trust fund. So one bitch inherits from another bitch. In addition to a spacious new doghouse, I understand the dog plans to buy a pool and drown Michael Vick.

Uncle Milty wrote:Was she Sherman's wife :?:

Phan Paul wrote:

Grotewold wrote:

Phan Paul wrote:

Grotewold wrote:I once had wings so hot the next morning I took a sick day

Did they burn on the way out? That is painful.

Buffalo lava, I could barely get to the phone to call the boss

I presume you also had a few beers with those wings as well. Now that I'm in my 40s, I find that particular indulgence really does a number on my lower digestive tract.

No I trained my stomach to be OK with that combo through thrice-weekly practice for going on 10 years

The problem that day was me and my friend kind of razzed the wing shop, Brother's Pizza, for the wings not being hot enough the time before, and the guy was like, 'OK, we'll see, we'll show ya' and he showed us

My friend had the Suicide Wings from some place in Reading and he was in the bathroom crying with his face in the sink running water into his mouth. He was rubbing napkins on his tongue too. I think he threw up later in the night. Good times

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