Woody wrote:My friend had the Suicide Wings from some place in Reading and he was in the bathroom crying with his face in the sink running water into his mouth.

The worst I've seen is a buddy of mine eating suicide wings in a bar in Lock Haven PA and his face was beet red to the point that the waitress put a wet rag on his neck

Phan In Phlorida wrote:

z ipper wrote:i wonder what the plan is for century 21 going forward. at some point this name will just sound absurd.

You mean, like... 20th Century Fox?

WHich is now called Fox

Goomeister wrote:Leona Helmsley left her beloved white Maltese, named Trouble, a $12 million trust fund. So one bitch inherits from another bitch. In addition to a spacious new doghouse, I understand the dog plans to buy a pool and drown Michael Vick.

The dog was the biggest single heir in her will. Two of her four grandchildren got nothing, and the other two got a couple mil with the provision they visit her hubby's grave at least once a year (they have to sign in at the cemetery for proof).

jemagee wrote:

Phan In Phlorida wrote:

z ipper wrote:i wonder what the plan is for century 21 going forward. at some point this name will just sound absurd.

You mean, like... 20th Century Fox?

WHich is now called Fox

I could swear I've seen the 20th Century Fox logo thingy at the beginning of recent movies (movies made after the turn of the century).

Maria Sharapova has the hottest legs in the universe.

Bakestar wrote:Maria Sharapova has the hottest legs in the universe.

And unlike that anna chick, she can play tennis too They look real good in high def by the way

apparently she's horrible in bed

said the #### band member.

i just don't get how you can spend about 40 hours a week in front of a computer and still have no idea how to type like a normal human. you should be able to type 60wpm by accident.

z ipper wrote:said the $#@! band member.

i just don't get how you can spend about 40 hours a week in front of a computer and still have no idea how to type like a normal human. you should be able to type 60wpm by accident.

is this aimed at me or at the room in general?

lol no, just my manager. i'm not talking about what is being typed, but the overall fashion of how it's being typed.

whatev

In a recent interview, President Bush expressed concern about China's military if the country ever turned hostile. I doubt China would ever take military action against the US. Instead, they'll sell us toy soldiers coated with lead paint.

I should plan on getting some real work done this weekend.

I'm really not looking forward to my 350 mile drive tonight.

Am I the only one whose first thought on hearing about anything Princess Diana is "who cares"?

GunbladeVIII wrote:Am I the only one whose first thought on hearing about anything Princess Diana is "who cares"?

I take great delight in telling my 6 year old how Princess Diana had also this nice stuff because the people of England pay all these taxes to support the royal family and they have to wear rags, and if anyone complains the go to the dungeon. Then I explain to her the American Revolution and why we're so much better.

Uncle Milty wrote:Anger pisses me off.

That sounds like an unhealthy viscious circle

I just ate a blueberry Dunk Donut that almost brought me to tears

I wonder why all the dollar coins that have been introduced over the years have failed to catch on with no one except SEPTA.

Phan Paul wrote:I wonder why all the dollar coins that have been introduced over the years have failed to catch on with no one except SEPTA.

You do? I always though you were smarter than that.

I'd like to congratulate milty on his originality today