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Re: RANDAMARO PHILLIES THOUGHTS
by Trent Steele » Wed Jul 23, 2014 18:41:53
Saw a tweet that he has 2 XBH in last 101 plate appearances. That's unpossible.
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Re: RANDAMARO PHILLIES THOUGHTS
by Eem » Wed Jul 23, 2014 18:42:32
As much as I doubt it happens, I hope he goes to an AL park and has some success as a part-time bat. I have no reason to root against him.
But the releasing of Howard and admitting such a colossal mistake would be a breath of fresh air in and of itself, and I'm sick of watching him.
But the releasing of Howard and admitting such a colossal mistake would be a breath of fresh air in and of itself, and I'm sick of watching him.
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Re: RANDAMARO PHILLIES THOUGHTS
by philliesphhan » Wed Jul 23, 2014 18:46:52
Bill McNeal wrote:Doll Is Mine wrote:Maybe it's time the media and fans made Howard feel a little less comfortable. He's much too comfortable.
What do you want him to do? He's lost weight and has done conditioning work, he's worked with the coaches and listened to hitting advice from everyone you could imagine. I mean, he could have gone all Mo Vaughn and gotten fat and be a dick and not listen to coaching, but he hasn't, he's just not good at baseball anymore, which is 100% on rube.
Howard owes it to the fans to invent a time machine and go back and save himself from getting injured
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Re: RANDAMARO PHILLIES THOUGHTS
by JFLNYC » Wed Jul 23, 2014 18:57:04
Trent Steele wrote:Saw a tweet that he has 2 XBH in last 101 plate appearances. That's unpossible.
I think it's 2 doubles, along with a HR or two. Still. . .
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Re: RANDAMARO PHILLIES THOUGHTS
by Shore » Wed Jul 23, 2014 23:36:54
philliesphhan wrote:Bill McNeal wrote:Doll Is Mine wrote:Maybe it's time the media and fans made Howard feel a little less comfortable. He's much too comfortable.
What do you want him to do? He's lost weight and has done conditioning work, he's worked with the coaches and listened to hitting advice from everyone you could imagine. I mean, he could have gone all Mo Vaughn and gotten fat and be a dick and not listen to coaching, but he hasn't, he's just not good at baseball anymore, which is 100% on rube.
Howard owes it to the fans to invent a time machine and go back and save himself from getting injured
He was well into the decline phase when he got hurt. It's not like he was gold then hurt and then nothing.
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Re: RANDAMARO PHILLIES THOUGHTS
by philliesphhan » Wed Jul 23, 2014 23:42:33
Shore wrote:philliesphhan wrote:Bill McNeal wrote:Doll Is Mine wrote:Maybe it's time the media and fans made Howard feel a little less comfortable. He's much too comfortable.
What do you want him to do? He's lost weight and has done conditioning work, he's worked with the coaches and listened to hitting advice from everyone you could imagine. I mean, he could have gone all Mo Vaughn and gotten fat and be a dick and not listen to coaching, but he hasn't, he's just not good at baseball anymore, which is 100% on rube.
Howard owes it to the fans to invent a time machine and go back and save himself from getting injured
He was well into the decline phase when he got hurt. It's not like he was gold then hurt and then nothing.
That was in reference to the fans should make him uncomfortable as if that will accomplish anything.
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Re: RANDAMARO PHILLIES THOUGHTS
by Shore » Wed Jul 23, 2014 23:47:09
philliesphhan wrote:Shore wrote:philliesphhan wrote:Bill McNeal wrote:Doll Is Mine wrote:Maybe it's time the media and fans made Howard feel a little less comfortable. He's much too comfortable.
What do you want him to do? He's lost weight and has done conditioning work, he's worked with the coaches and listened to hitting advice from everyone you could imagine. I mean, he could have gone all Mo Vaughn and gotten fat and be a dick and not listen to coaching, but he hasn't, he's just not good at baseball anymore, which is 100% on rube.
Howard owes it to the fans to invent a time machine and go back and save himself from getting injured
He was well into the decline phase when he got hurt. It's not like he was gold then hurt and then nothing.
That was in reference to the fans should make him uncomfortable as if that will accomplish anything.
Fans can't do shit - I don't care about that stuff. He's terrible, but it's not because he wants to be. Whatever makes him gone is good with me.
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Re: RANDAMARO PHILLIES THOUGHTS
by 1 » Wed Jul 23, 2014 23:58:49
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Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.
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Re: RANDAMARO PHILLIES THOUGHTS
by swishnicholson » Thu Jul 24, 2014 01:37:10
Shore wrote:philliesphhan wrote:Bill McNeal wrote:Doll Is Mine wrote:Maybe it's time the media and fans made Howard feel a little less comfortable. He's much too comfortable.
What do you want him to do? He's lost weight and has done conditioning work, he's worked with the coaches and listened to hitting advice from everyone you could imagine. I mean, he could have gone all Mo Vaughn and gotten fat and be a dick and not listen to coaching, but he hasn't, he's just not good at baseball anymore, which is 100% on rube.
Howard owes it to the fans to invent a time machine and go back and save himself from getting injured
He was well into the decline phase when he got hurt. It's not like he was gold then hurt and then nothing.
Damn! You mean the time machine plan won't work!!???
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Re: RANDAMARO PHILLIES THOUGHTS
by WilliamC » Thu Jul 24, 2014 01:45:37
Watching that dude when he was good and when he got on a hot streak is something I will always love him for. Not his fault he makes money to suck.
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Re: RANDAMARO PHILLIES THOUGHTS
by Monkeyboy » Thu Jul 24, 2014 04:57:43
Yeh, let's not get on Howard for showing the normal loss of skills for someone his size. It was a bad contract. It's not like he was all, "I'll sign a huge contract and then sit on my ass and get fat."
It will make me sad when he goes, but it needs to happen.
It will make me sad when he goes, but it needs to happen.
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Re: RANDAMARO PHILLIES THOUGHTS
by JFLNYC » Thu Jul 24, 2014 06:52:13
Eat fresh!
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Re: RANDAMARO PHILLIES THOUGHTS
by Woody » Thu Jul 24, 2014 07:25:37
Look, we just have some guys that aren't performing. What are you gonna do?
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?
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Re: RANDAMARO PHILLIES THOUGHTS
by joe table » Thu Jul 24, 2014 07:31:15
how is it possible that he's been this POOR
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Re: RANDAMARO PHILLIES THOUGHTS
by Soren » Thu Jul 24, 2014 08:04:41
one of my favorite memories of Howard was a game against the Marlins in Miami. Check swing on some slop low and away, he one arms it all the way to the warning track and gets a double out of it. I mean, one foot off the ground, falling over the plate with one hand and the ball goes nearly 350 feet.
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Re: RANDAMARO PHILLIES THOUGHTS
by joe table » Thu Jul 24, 2014 08:09:02
i liked it when he'd hit a fastball that was like 3-4" outside for a massive oppo tater
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Re: RANDAMARO PHILLIES THOUGHTS
by CFP » Thu Jul 24, 2014 09:21:56
Howard out again today vs. Hudson. He's killed Hudson in his career. Just release him and get this over with if you're not going to play him against a guy he has had success against.
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Re: RANDAMARO PHILLIES THOUGHTS
by RichmondPhilsFan » Thu Jul 24, 2014 09:31:55
Wait, he's not starting against Hudson? wtf is going on?
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