in my head it's that someone heard Chase Headley got traded and told him Chase Utley got traded

Feel so bad for this girl:

http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2014/0 ... -mccarthy/

ek wrote:wow wonder what brought that on? that was pretty great

Chase Utley wins Phillies Heart and Hustle Award
http://philadelphia.phillies.mlb.com/ne ... i&c_id=phi


though I'll pretend it's about all the Derek "retirement tour" Jeter worship.

We host Boston next Opening Day, per Gelb, then go there in September

Ruf headed to Philly, per Steaks

Bob Nightengale ‏@BNightengale 2m
Once again, the #Mariners option first baseman Justin Smoak to Triple-A Tacoma.

Byrd to Seattle?

EDIT: Murphy/Lawrence saying they don't see John Mayberry on the field

JMJ isn't on the field, could have been moved, or could just be pooping

David Murphy ‏@ByDavidMurphy
John Mayberry may have just chosen a coincidental time to take a dump, but a move with Ruf filling the void makes sense

Journalism at its finest. Good lord...

I could use a JMJ trade for my well being.

I don't see any way they'd call up Ruf to replace Mayberry just for the hell of it, Ruf was struggling in AAA. Has to be a trade.

i want it to be a trade simply because i'm terribly bored right now

Used ta be we'd be makin King Felix photshoops

Mayberry to DL

Yawn

CFP wrote:Mayberry to DL

Yawn

Must have been a rough turd he was pushing out

CFP wrote:Mayberry to DL

Yawn

Hell of a poop

CFP wrote:Mayberry to DL

Yawn

There was a whole seven minutes there where I thought our GM could accomplish something.

dealing him would've brought back almost nothing anyway. he's had good numbers against lefties in his career. it's a shame the phillies never figured out he'd be a good half of a platoon.

ReadingPhilly wrote:dealing him would've brought back almost nothing anyway. he's had good numbers against lefties in his career. it's a shame the phillies never figured out he'd be a good half of a platoon.

A low A lottery ticket is worth more than what Mayberry brings to the Phillies. He could help out a team that needs a right handed bench OF though.

Mayberry did bring back something........

Ruff

lethal wrote:

ReadingPhilly wrote:dealing him would've brought back almost nothing anyway. he's had good numbers against lefties in his career. it's a shame the phillies never figured out he'd be a good half of a platoon.

A low A lottery ticket is worth more than what Mayberry brings to the Phillies. He could help out a team that needs a right handed bench OF though.

i'd be surprised if he even brought that.