RANDAMARO PHILLIES THOUGHTS

RANDAMARO PHILLIES THOUGHTS

Postby Trent Steele » Tue Jul 08, 2014 17:46:17

this fucking guy
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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Re: RANDAMARO PHILLIES THOUGHTS

Postby wwry » Tue Jul 08, 2014 17:51:57

the thread title isn't very innovative, and i respect that.
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Re: RANDAMARO PHILLIES THOUGHTS

Postby Doll Is Mine » Tue Jul 08, 2014 18:19:37

He ruined baseball for me.

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Re: RANDAMARO PHILLIES THOUGHTS

Postby CFP » Tue Jul 08, 2014 18:40:36

Thread title makes me think of Randy Miller

The rage, it thickens

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Re: RANDAMARO PHILLIES THOUGHTS

Postby Bill McNeal » Tue Jul 08, 2014 19:38:46

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Re: RANDAMARO PHILLIES THOUGHTS

Postby Trent Steele » Tue Jul 08, 2014 20:08:27

CFP wrote:Thread title makes me think of Randy Miller

The rage, it thickens


does he still have a reporting job or is he a full-time pedo now?
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Re: RANDAMARO PHILLIES THOUGHTS

Postby jurassic5 » Tue Jul 08, 2014 20:20:49

Phils sign Jo-Jo Reyes to a minor league deal

https://twitter.com/ZachLinks/status/486663284859219968

Reyes had been pitching in Korea with the SK Wyverns the past 2 seasons until being released last week (in favor of Travis Banwart).

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Re: RANDAMARO PHILLIES THOUGHTS

Postby Trent Steele » Tue Jul 08, 2014 20:22:28

thinking outside the box
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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Re: RANDAMARO PHILLIES THOUGHTS

Postby BigEd76 » Tue Jul 08, 2014 20:23:41

stinking ex-Barve

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Re: RANDAMARO PHILLIES THOUGHTS

Postby TomatoPie » Tue Jul 08, 2014 20:24:31

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Re: RANDAMARO PHILLIES THOUGHTS

Postby 1 » Tue Jul 08, 2014 20:40:12

BigEd76 wrote:stinking ex-Barve

The worst kind
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Re: RANDAMARO PHILLIES THOUGHTS

Postby dajafi » Tue Jul 08, 2014 20:48:45

Slightly surprised they didn't go 5/$90m for Jo Jo, thinking it was Jose.

(They didn't, right?)

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Re: RANDAMARO PHILLIES THOUGHTS

Postby swishnicholson » Tue Jul 08, 2014 23:53:30

Chase Utley had 24 doubles as of June 7.

As of July 8, he has 24.
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Re: RANDAMARO PHILLIES THOUGHTS

Postby ReadingPhilly » Wed Jul 09, 2014 00:12:46

Manship back, rosenberg optioned.

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Re: RANDAMARO PHILLIES THOUGHTS

Postby Doll Is Mine » Wed Jul 09, 2014 01:20:31

Is Ethan Carter dead? Where is he?

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Re: RANDAMARO PHILLIES THOUGHTS

Postby ReadingPhilly » Wed Jul 09, 2014 01:27:30

Martin has been getting bombed at Lehigh.

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Re: RANDAMARO PHILLIES THOUGHTS

Postby phorever » Wed Jul 09, 2014 06:09:22

in april of 2013, revere is known to have been playing with an injury. since the beginning of may 2013, his wrc+ is 99, ahead of span (98), and not too far behind fowler (103) and cespedes (107). to me, this [together with some hints of improving defensive performance] suggest that his great speed is enough to overcome his lack of power and noodle arm and make him a legitimate plus player for the phils unti someone like quinn is ready.

that said, revere's amazing declining walk rate is disappointing and alarming, since that neutralizes a big chunk of his ability to offset his lack of power with league-leading baserunning.
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Re: RANDAMARO PHILLIES THOUGHTS

Postby CFP » Wed Jul 09, 2014 08:58:53

I don't understand the Reyes signing philosophically. It's not like he was tearing up the KBO and they decided to bring him back. He's pitching terribly there. What would even make them want to consider signing him? Baffling.

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Re: RANDAMARO PHILLIES THOUGHTS

Postby RichmondPhilsFan » Wed Jul 09, 2014 09:22:22

swishnicholson wrote:Chase Utley had 24 doubles as of June 7.

As of July 8, he has 24.

His OPS in June was .616. He's up to a whopping .692 in July thanks to the last two nights. I knew it was bad, but hadn't realized how bad until I looked at his season numbers last night.

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Re: RANDAMARO PHILLIES THOUGHTS

Postby RichmondPhilsFan » Wed Jul 09, 2014 09:22:37

Doll Is Mine wrote:He ruined baseball for me.

This.

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