Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby BassGuiFloyd » Fri Oct 28, 2011 15:26:00

jeff2sf wrote:you son of a bitch.


ha i laughed out loud at this
Why not just go storm Normandy and get shot in the face while you're at it
Why not get a plumbing license and run around high on shrooms stealing peoples' pocket change

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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby BigEd76 » Fri Oct 28, 2011 16:38:28

Placido Polanco (sports hernia) had a follow-up exam with William Meyers on Oct. 26 and is continuing his rehabilitation in Miami.

Cole Hamels had stitches removed from his left elbow (loose bodies) on Oct. 27 and is continuing his rehabilitation program in Philadelphia. He had a follow-up exam for his hernia surgery today with Ernest Rosato and has been cleared to progress back to his off-season program as tolerated.

Hunter Pence (sports hernia) continues his rehabilitation program in Philadelphia. He will have a follow-up appointment with Dr. Meyers next week.

Jose Contreras (right forearm strain) was seen by Michael Ciccotti on Oct. 20 and will begin isometric forearm strengthening next week. He is on track to progress to regular strengthening in the beginning of December and initiate throwing at the beginning of January.

Ross Gload (hip) was evaluated by Bryan Kelly in New York on Oct. 18. Kelly did not feel an arthroscopic procedure was warranted at this time. Gload was set up with an off-season rehabilitation program.


So Gload sucked all year because he needed surgery, then they decided he didn't need it. ffs

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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Oct 28, 2011 17:24:23

so... if I connect the dots here....

Gload sucks because he needs surgery
Gload, as it turns out, doesn't need surgery
Gload sucks? hmmm.... might be on to something here...
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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby CFP » Fri Oct 28, 2011 19:01:16

BigEd76 wrote:
Placido Polanco (sports hernia) had a follow-up exam with William Meyers on Oct. 26 and is continuing his rehabilitation in Miami.

Cole Hamels had stitches removed from his left elbow (loose bodies) on Oct. 27 and is continuing his rehabilitation program in Philadelphia. He had a follow-up exam for his hernia surgery today with Ernest Rosato and has been cleared to progress back to his off-season program as tolerated.

Hunter Pence (sports hernia) continues his rehabilitation program in Philadelphia. He will have a follow-up appointment with Dr. Meyers next week.

Jose Contreras (right forearm strain) was seen by Michael Ciccotti on Oct. 20 and will begin isometric forearm strengthening next week. He is on track to progress to regular strengthening in the beginning of December and initiate throwing at the beginning of January.

Ross Gload (hip) was evaluated by Bryan Kelly in New York on Oct. 18. Kelly did not feel an arthroscopic procedure was warranted at this time. Gload was set up with an off-season rehabilitation program.


So Gload sucked all year because he needed surgery, then they decided he didn't need it. ffs


Forever thankful for Dr. Rosato, saved my mom's life 11 years ago

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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby BigEd76 » Sat Oct 29, 2011 00:18:02

JimmyRollins11
Cap'n crunch #bestlatenightcereal


get a life jim

guess what albert is having? champange.....

instead of drinking champagne tonight, he is eating captain crunch. clearly u can tell Jimmy is devastated over it.

fuck ur cereal start actually hitting the ball

Make sure Ryan Howard is no were near it I wouldn't want u to choke.

Shut up Jimmy ur team should have won world series but instead that's why ur home eating a bowl of cereal

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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby philliesphhan » Sat Oct 29, 2011 00:56:50

Made all the more crazy by the fact that Jimmy hit .450 during the NLDS
"My hip is fucked up. I'm going to Africa for two weeks."

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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby BigEd76 » Sat Oct 29, 2011 01:38:09

JimmyRollins11
That's all folks.....cardinals win it all


With a big assist from you guys!

I should be rioting the streets of Philly now

well, if you guys could fucking hit..

Maybe you should quit updating your status and go swing the fucking bat a little bit jimmy

Thanks jimmy for that insight

Just think... if Jimmy Rollins hustled and had quality at bats... that could've been the phils...

will they be sending you guys thank you cards for beating Atlanta that final series of the season?

Next year Jimmy hopefully you can hit over .250!

Shut up. They shut u guys down! Disappointing.

Maybe if you guys played with a little heart it could of been you and the phillies celebrating at the bank in front of the fans that give everything for you guys... but no... it's not...

Doesn't make losing to them any easier. Good Luck in Houston.

I hope you're happy, Jimmy.

yo screw you jimmy.

jimmy please stop.

jimmy can u humor us and just act like u fucking care

nobody cares what you have to say

good job jimmy, you're awesome at spectating in october

Fuck you jimmy enjoy San Fran next year with your masculine wife

Disgusting. Show some pride Jimmy. Shoulda been the Phils out there celebrating.

Cardinals win it all because ur cockiness arrogance and complacency got the best of u and ur boys. at least Texas put up a fight. or cough cough put up one run. oh well have fun in Oakland or sf.

you should've been there jimmie. go home to san fran or oakland looser

Fuck you Jimmy we should of beat this bum ass team we should of be the champions smh I should be runinng down broad street as of right Now and fuck Ryan Howard with that fake ass injury

fuck you you fuckn prickk that should have been our fans celebrating and you dont even care its crazzyyy

If you hit nearly as much as you post that might have been the Phillies. Just sayin'.

all u people defending this prick need to get a clue. he showed his true colors several years ago calling us "front runners". he also said he will give us no hometown discount, he has shown since the day he was eliminated he doesn't give a flying shit, and responds to people on twitter who say he should of tried harder with "well my life is better then yours" he's an asshole and anyone who defends this asshat has no clue about anything

Shut up Jroll. We know. Don't remind us. Maybe it would be you guys if you wouldn't let us down and slump at the wrong time like every Philly team does to their fans year after year. You douchebags.

Fucking clown

Hey remember that time you got BENCHED for being a LAZY ass? Figured I'd mention it since we are posting things that knowingly rub salt in wounds tonight.

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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby jerseyhoya » Sat Oct 29, 2011 01:46:00

Ed stop please

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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby philliesphhan » Sat Oct 29, 2011 01:56:48

Ed you should seek help
"My hip is fucked up. I'm going to Africa for two weeks."

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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby z ipper » Sat Oct 29, 2011 07:14:17

three years
weather is similar too

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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby DisplayofCharacter » Sat Oct 29, 2011 07:39:41

Since 2008 the Phillies have lost to the eventual World Series champions in the playoffs every year. No idea if any consolation can be had in that, but it is something vaguely interesting to me.
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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby bleh » Sat Oct 29, 2011 07:43:19

I take more consolation in not being a Rangers fan

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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby Wizlah » Sat Oct 29, 2011 10:09:56

Man, I really do hate my fellow fans. Fuck you twitter and Facebook for making the hideous fucking reality of their grotesque stupidity all too real. It was manageable when I just thought they said dumb things from time to time. I would struggle not to get lamped by one of these fuckers if I had to sit next to them, because keeping my mouth shut would be impossible.

Useless, stupid cunts.
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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby SK790 » Sat Oct 29, 2011 10:48:59

Some of those tweets are gold. Gotta love the one calling out Howard for his "fakeass" injury.
I like teh waether

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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby DisplayofCharacter » Sat Oct 29, 2011 16:28:01

This is the only place on the internet I bother to talk about Philly sports. That level of stupidity is impossible for me to comprehend, much less interact with. Hope Jimmy gets good years and good money elsewhere, those assholes don't deserve him.
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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby Shore » Sat Oct 29, 2011 18:18:11

Wizlah wrote:Man, I really do hate my fellow fans. Fuck you twitter and Facebook for making the hideous fucking reality of their grotesque stupidity all too real. It was manageable when I just thought they said dumb things from time to time. I would struggle not to get lamped by one of these fuckers if I had to sit next to them, because keeping my mouth shut would be impossible.

Useless, stupid cunts.


Amen.

The worst thing about the advent of the internet is how it's made me acutely aware of the general douchebaggery of people with whom I have at least one thing in common (aside from said douchebaggery).

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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby lowcountry » Sat Oct 29, 2011 18:35:31

Newsday's Ken Davidoff predicts Phils will land 2 of the top 30 available FAs:

12. Jimmy Rollins, SS. He’s in the Pujols-Ortiz class of team icons. Besides, whom else would the Phillies play at shortstop? Prediction: Philadelphia, four years, $56 million.

29. Jonathan Papelbon, RHP. Will the Red Sox go with youngster Daniel Bard and a cheaper veteran? Prediction: Philadelphia, three years, $36 million.
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡GRAN EQUIPO, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby bleh » Sat Oct 29, 2011 19:17:18

god no

e: no way they'd sign Papelbon for that much anyway

e2: well that was more than the Lidge contract, but still

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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby etched Chaos » Sat Oct 29, 2011 19:46:07

We'd never sign Papelbon.
Crying into my haggis.
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Re: Phillies thoughts of the random persuasion

Postby The Savior » Sat Oct 29, 2011 19:48:05

why not
On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how pissed is he?

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