1 wrote:Wow this is blowing my mind like when PtK told us he hovered over the toilet bowl. You guys piss like children.

I had always assumed the last time anyone used that built in fly was when they were in Garanimals. I learn so much from this board.

over the waistband with elastic obviously but always fly when wearing pants/shorts with a belt. not through the fly of the boxers though, slip it out through the bottom of the right leg.

You guys /do/ aim for the bowl, right?

This is insane

These are the unspoken differences between us.

I thought it was crazy when someone said in another thread that they had to get naked to do #2, but apparently it's fairly common.

I wear boxers and I use the fly. It sometimes takes a few seconds to find the fly because the boxers turn this way or that, but I use it as an opportunity to straighten them.

Variety is the spice of life, as they say.

Do people unbutton and rebutton the boxers fly for each use?

I'm like a 3 year old. I wait till I really gotta go most times. Ain't go no time to figure out the labrynth that is the underwear fly and then the zipper

ReadingPhilly wrote:Do people unbutton and rebutton the boxers fly for each use?

that would really be something

The answer when at home is to just sit down. At some of our ages you cannot be too sure or too careful.

Uncle Milty wrote:The answer when at home is to just sit down. At some of our ages you cannot be too sure or too careful.

i do this as a treat to myself sometimes

ReadingPhilly wrote:Do people unbutton and rebutton the boxers fly for each use?

Yes (when wearing boxers).

I just switched to dark mode on chrome it and makes the banner trippy as hell

1 wrote:You guys /do/ aim for the bowl, right?

This is insane

This is about as confused as I've ever been in my life

I always figured the fly on underwear was just a holdover from an earlier time like watch pockets. Now I know who to check with to see if the Old 96 steam train is a-running on time

there are buttons on boxers?

fly or die

The Dude wrote:there are buttons on boxers?

You haven't ever heard of a boxer being hit on the button? [/bucky]

ReadingPhilly wrote:Do people unbutton and rebutton the boxers fly for each use?

Most of mine don't have buttons. If they do, they remain unbuttoned for their entire lives.

Monkeyboy wrote:

ReadingPhilly wrote:Do people unbutton and rebutton the boxers fly for each use?

Most of mine don't have buttons. If they do, they remain unbuttoned for their entire lives.

Most of my boxers have the button fly and they remained buttoned their entire lives.

Over the top on the boxers and non-belted pants/shorts. Through the fly of belted pants/shorts (but still over the top of the boxers). If I am just wearing boxers and no pants, then I go through the left leg.

I've never even considered going through the fly. Do people actually still wear tighty-whiteys? Do people go through the fly of them? That would seem to be problematic.

Lawn maintenance guys here start at 7:15 every Monday morning. That’s too early, I’m still sleeping!