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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Wheels Tupay » Wed Sep 09, 2020 18:45:21

Wow, you started that account when you were in your sixties?
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Uncle Milty » Wed Sep 09, 2020 18:48:16

Gotta start building credit early
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby TenuredVulture » Wed Sep 09, 2020 21:24:21

That reminds me of having an account on the old phillies.com message board, which MLB blew up and led to a migration to Philliesphans which blew itself up which led to our happy home here. I guess I've been posting on phillies related message boards since the Clinton administration, which is kind of sad.

(I also observed that I started the Cars thread on this message board back in 2008--that's a long time for a semi-active thread to stick around.)
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby jamiethekiller » Wed Sep 09, 2020 21:28:37

Mrs renfro is the best store bought salsa

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby phatj » Wed Sep 09, 2020 21:30:09

jamiethekiller wrote:Mrs renfro is the best store bought salsa

co-signed
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Wolfgang622 » Wed Sep 09, 2020 21:31:43

phatj wrote:
jamiethekiller wrote:Mrs renfro is the best store bought salsa

co-signed


This is some useful information. I just bought Newman's own which isn't bad for half-Jewish actor salsa.
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby jamiethekiller » Wed Sep 09, 2020 21:42:49

For some reason all the stores around me don't sell mild. It's all habanero or ghost pepper. Habanero is pretty spicy. Ghost pepper is maybe the hottest commercial condiment available across the country.

The tequila one was pretty good, but I can't find it anymore.

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Bucky » Wed Sep 09, 2020 21:58:24

jamiethekiller wrote:Ghost pepper is maybe the hottest commercial condiment available across the country.



ok you sold me

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Phred » Thu Sep 10, 2020 08:39:27

jamiethekiller wrote:For some reason all the stores around me don't sell mild. It's all habanero or ghost pepper. Habanero is pretty spicy. Ghost pepper is maybe the hottest commercial condiment available across the country.

The tequila one was pretty good, but I can't find it anymore.


I like to chase shots of tequila with spoonfuls of salsa.
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Uncle Milty » Thu Sep 10, 2020 08:53:48

I don't like tequila or salsa
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Bill McNeal » Thu Sep 10, 2020 08:55:22

jamiethekiller wrote:Mrs renfro is the best store bought salsa



i will have to check this out.
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby TenuredVulture » Thu Sep 10, 2020 12:44:54

How is Todd Rundgren not in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? I know the whole thing is a joke, but really.
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Uncle Milty » Thu Sep 10, 2020 12:52:31

TenuredVulture wrote:How is Todd Rundgren not in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? I know the whole thing is a joke, but really.

Less War than Eric Burdon or Edwin Starr, even.
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby swishnicholson » Thu Sep 10, 2020 17:34:25

TenuredVulture wrote:How is Todd Rundgren not in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? I know the whole thing is a joke, but really.


I can write his acceptance speech for him:

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Wheels Tupay » Thu Sep 10, 2020 17:37:16

That's Adele's jam!
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby thephan » Fri Sep 11, 2020 10:35:29

Racist, xenophobic, antigay former Maricopa County, Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaio says he had no idea what he was talking about when he recorded a welcome message for the furry convention to his state.

“Good luck organizing the Arizona furry convention, which is for animal lovers,” Arpaio said in the video. “As far as what animal I’d like to be, I’m kind of partial to dogs, but I love all animals.”
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Slowhand » Fri Sep 11, 2020 11:12:14

thephan wrote:
Racist, xenophobic, antigay former Maricopa County, Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaio says he had no idea what he was talking about when he recorded a welcome message for the furry convention to his state.

“Good luck organizing the Arizona furry convention, which is for animal lovers,” Arpaio said in the video. “As far as what animal I’d like to be, I’m kind of partial to dogs, but I love all animals.”


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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby thephan » Fri Sep 11, 2020 14:46:45

azrider wrote:kind of reminds me of the story of this Chinese restaurant that got shut down years ago when their sewage line got blocked and the plumber found bones. this place was my go to and i introduced it to my dad's best friend. he loved the place more than i. i remember the day reading about it online like it was yesterday. called my dad immediately and asked how his friend took the news. my dad told me he's disappointed they were shut down and said "man, if they can make cat taste that good, imagine what they can do with chicken".


I thought this was a story about the Chinese mob or something, not the kennel club.
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby azrider » Sat Sep 12, 2020 09:24:24

Come on phan, it’s a fucking family site here. We can’t be talking about gruesome decapitations and bodies strewn out all over the place. Seriously, this isn’t your dad’s HBO, it’s Disney. Gotta keep it fucking clean and keep our children pure and innocent. Think of the kids.

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby The Dude » Sat Sep 12, 2020 14:58:00

My wife just got a second kitten :q
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