Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

by **Uncle Milty** » Sat Sep 12, 2020 15:29:25

Makes sense. Not a lot of meat on a kitten so you probably need 2. Sorta like cornish game hens.

by **CalvinBall** » Sat Sep 12, 2020 15:32:39

Hell yeah. Two cats is a blast.

by **Wheels Tupay** » Sat Sep 12, 2020 16:15:42

Two cats and a cup

by **The Dude** » Sat Sep 12, 2020 16:21:32

So far they hate each other

by **CalvinBall** » Sat Sep 12, 2020 16:24:46

We kept our new one in a seperate room for a week. Let them play then the door. For a bit we'd set up a screen in the doorframe so they could see one another but not touch. Did that for 15 minutes here and there starting on like day 3. Apparently you're supposed to do it even longer.

by **Slowhand** » Sat Sep 12, 2020 17:38:19

The Dude wrote:So far they hate each other

Then why did she buy it?

by **azrider** » Sat Sep 12, 2020 17:38:29

If you’re into cats, probably nice to have a backup. I’ll take my chances with having just one tho.

by **PrattRules** » Sat Sep 12, 2020 18:33:28

When you men take a piss, do you always go through the fly? Cause I don't. Over the waistband all day.

by **Uncle Milty** » Sat Sep 12, 2020 18:53:24

PrattRules wrote:When you men take a piss, do you always go through the fly? Cause I don't. Over the waistband all day.

At home or on the road?

by **The Dude** » Sat Sep 12, 2020 19:07:39

depends on what i'm wearing. sweatpants/gym shorts it's over the waistband. Don't get me started on skinny jeans

by **azrider** » Sat Sep 12, 2020 20:55:14

Uncle Milty wrote:
PrattRules wrote:When you men take a piss, do you always go through the fly? Cause I don't. Over the waistband all day.

At home or on the road?

In the 21st century a man’s home is no longer his castle and now must take a seat to a higher power. On the road there’s a bunch of factors in play.

Unfortunately the BSG forum is not the best place to create a flow chart to determine course of action.

Covid-19 or pre Covid-19?
Belt or no belt?
Underwear or no underwear?
Is the slit in the underwear functional or is it more ornamental?
Are you intoxicated?
Have you taken viagra?
Do you have whiskey dick?

by **Napalm** » Sat Sep 12, 2020 20:58:09

watch out for the zipper

by **azrider** » Sat Sep 12, 2020 21:08:11

First piss after sex should always be a sit down affair. Gotta worry about mult-streaming. Pissed on some dudes leg at a club once in the urinal next to me after getting a bj in the car. Fortunately he was wearing jeans and pretty fucked up. Had to play some origami with my dick to get both streams in the urinal.

by **phatj** » Sat Sep 12, 2020 22:12:32

PrattRules wrote:When you men take a piss, do you always go through the fly? Cause I don't. Over the waistband all day.

Even if you're wearing pants with a belt? That's a lot more work.

Related question, why does athletic underwear so often lack a fly?

by **Bucky** » Sat Sep 12, 2020 22:13:29

only reason can be that it likes being returned

by **azrider** » Sat Sep 12, 2020 22:13:59

The extra seams after a rigorous day can really take its toll.

by **Slowhand** » Sat Sep 12, 2020 22:19:04

phatj wrote:
PrattRules wrote:When you men take a piss, do you always go through the fly? Cause I don't. Over the waistband all day.

Even if you're wearing pants with a belt? That's a lot more work.

Related question, why does athletic underwear so often lack a fly?

Feel like there's too much that can go wrong going through the fly. Over the waistband for me.

by **Bucky** » Sat Sep 12, 2020 22:27:43

FRANKS AND BEANS FRANKS AND BEANS

by **jamiethekiller** » Sat Sep 12, 2020 22:46:18

Always over waist band

by **azrider** » Sat Sep 12, 2020 23:05:36

Slowhand wrote:
phatj wrote:
PrattRules wrote:When you men take a piss, do you always go through the fly? Cause I don't. Over the waistband all day.

Even if you're wearing pants with a belt? That's a lot more work.

Related question, why does athletic underwear so often lack a fly?

Feel like there's too much that can go wrong going through the fly. Over the waistband for me.

Do not, I repeat do not underestimate how the belt can play such a tremendous factor in this equation.

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