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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Bill McNeal » Sun Sep 13, 2020 00:10:31

Pants/cargo shorts with a belt: over the boxers and through the fly

Anything with an elastic waistband: over the waistband
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby TenuredVulture » Sun Sep 13, 2020 10:56:30

I never quite understood the purpose of the fly found in underwear--does anyone use that?
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby 1 » Sun Sep 13, 2020 10:58:41

TenuredVulture wrote:I never quite understood the purpose of the fly found in underwear--does anyone use that?

Is there another option?
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby jerseyhoya » Sun Sep 13, 2020 11:01:34

Recently accidentally bought boxer briefs without a fly and having worn them maybe twice, I am considering throwing them out. Not sure how anyone does that regularly.

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Slowhand » Sun Sep 13, 2020 11:06:30

I'm pretty sure I've never gone through the fly. The fly on most underwear seems to be in a rather inconvenient spot where you have to dig around to find it. To me, much easier to just go over the top, even if there is a belt involved.
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby TenuredVulture » Sun Sep 13, 2020 11:18:19

Unzip pants, and over the elastic on my underwear.
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby 1 » Sun Sep 13, 2020 11:25:49

Wow this is blowing my mind like when PtK told us he hovered over the toilet bowl. You guys piss like children.
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Uncle Milty » Sun Sep 13, 2020 11:30:01

Real men like me just roll down our sock

There's a boxer, brief, boxer brief, commando factor in play here that no one has acknowledged.
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby azrider » Sun Sep 13, 2020 11:34:27

Uncle Milty wrote:Real men like me just roll down our sock

There's a boxer, brief, boxer brief, commando factor in play here that no one has acknowledged.


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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Slowhand » Sun Sep 13, 2020 11:35:00

Through the fly is too constricting. I need room to wield that bad boy!
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby slugsrbad » Sun Sep 13, 2020 15:57:55

1 wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:I never quite understood the purpose of the fly found in underwear--does anyone use that?

Is there another option?


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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Slowhand » Sun Sep 13, 2020 16:03:26

How about you share you alt-right cartoons somewhere else, bub.
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby slugsrbad » Sun Sep 13, 2020 16:05:20

Slowhand wrote:How about you share you alt-right cartoons somewhere else, bub.


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I feel so bad for Pepe. Co-opted by the alt-right and used as an emote spam on Twitch streams. Poor frog just trying to live his life.
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Monkeyboy » Sun Sep 13, 2020 16:08:09

For one thing, I think we all know right wingers pee sitting down.
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Uncle Milty » Sun Sep 13, 2020 16:09:30

I thought that kid in elementary school was the only person to ever do that. He took a little heat for it.

Not to mention those floor base urinals weren't the cleanest spot to put your "pants on the ground™"
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby azrider » Sun Sep 13, 2020 16:28:05

Before the incident when I was 12 years old at the vet and having some creepy dude check me out taking a piss in the urinal and smile, I would always use the shitters until college college, where some transformation came where I could just whip it out anywhere. But back to the point, I’ve walked in on about a half a dozen dudes with their pants around their ankles. It truly is an awkward moment for the both of us I would guess.

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Slowhand » Sun Sep 13, 2020 16:42:43

azrider wrote:I’ve walked in on about a half a dozen dudes with their pants around their ankles. It truly is an awkward moment for the both of us I would guess.


They know what they're doing.
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby swishnicholson » Sun Sep 13, 2020 17:24:14

jamiethekiller wrote:Always over waist band


Absolutely. One thumb and you're done. I can't imagine digging around in there for the necessary tools, much less putting everything back in place afterward. I've go things to do.
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby CalvinBall » Sun Sep 13, 2020 17:26:02

Don't like when it touches a zipper tbh

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Slowhand » Sun Sep 13, 2020 17:31:29

CalvinBall wrote:Don't like when it touches a zipper tbh


Agreed. Talk about playing with fire.
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