I'm pretty sure I've reached the age where dairy milk makes me want to die. I've been oat milking so hard recently.

how do you milk oats? does it have nipples?

Yes, kind of embarrassing that you didnt know that to be honest.

Bucky wrote:how do you milk oats? does it have nipples?

Harvest the oats when they're milky and then soak them in an alcohol solution for a Milky Oats tincture.

Matter of factly

it's not milk

well you're not Milt, but you get my point

almond "milk" is also not milk. Sales would suffer if there was truth in advertising. Can't picture "Nut Water" as a big seller.

something your sister something something

Wheels Tupay wrote:I'm pretty sure I've reached the age where dairy milk makes me want to die. I've been oat milking so hard recently.

Chobani extra creamy is pretty good

Why does the USPS run TV ads?

competing with ups and fedex for the package business, which is their only profit-making product

jamiethekiller wrote:

Wheels Tupay wrote:I'm pretty sure I've reached the age where dairy milk makes me want to die. I've been oat milking so hard recently.

Chobani extra creamy is pretty good

That's what I got

we ordered a bed in august. was on backorder for almost 2 months. it finally shipped last week and was set to arrive friday. didn't come friday and was changed to monday. then it was delayed till tuesday. Tuesday comes and the fedex man shows and walks up one package and i grab it and ask him if he needs help with any of the other boxes. He looks at me puzzled and says this is the only packge. i give him a look and ask him if he's sure. he gets an angry look and said something about yeah, its the only package. then i ask him if he's pulling my leg. he says something about being really backed up and takes off.

so we check the tracking and the shipment is actually 3 separate shipments. they all left the warehouse in CA the same day. tracking showed this package and another package out on a truck, which we only got 1 of. so we check tracking next day and the other two are set to arrive. they don't show on wednesday and there's some sort of exception listed on the tracking. they were all set to arrive today and they didn't come. now there's another note on the tracking about the shipment that doesn't make sense. I've seen the fedex truck drive by our house the past two days.

so what are the chances i pissed the guy off and hes just like "fuck it, couldn't deliver." I realize now that my mask was probably hiding any sort of facial expression i had that would say "i'm not angry."