I will fairly often get these spam texts from people saying they’d like to buy my parents’ house (my dad and I have the same name, which is why I get them too). The one today was “Hi <name>. Hank here. I know this is off the wall, but I’m a rehabber in <parents’ neighborhood>. Would you like to dump your house at <address>?” Gee, what a nice way of putting it! They may not have the nicest house on the block, but that's just insulting.

Tell him you're already represented by OBJ at Cleveland Steamer Reality, LLC.

<name> is a pretty lousy name to pass down generation to generation imo

tell him to make an offer and ask if he pays cash. Profit!

Inside the bathroom at the QT (phx awful imitation of wawa) I was in the urinal next to the shitter. I noticed some person by his shoes obviously taking a shit. And next to his shoes was a napkin with a 44 oz soda on it. I look down 5 seconds later to find a half eaten hotdog on the napkin next to the drink. Then suddenly the 44 oz drink disappears. Then before I finish up, the drink magically replaced the hotdog which was now gone. Really hoping it was indeed magic and not any other activity going on there behind that closed door.

Just noticed someone in my apartment complex has a "TRUMP 2020" wifi network. Time to practice my HACKING SKILLZ

Slowhand wrote:Just noticed someone in my apartment complex has a "TRUMP 2020" wifi network. Time to practice my HACKING SKILLZ

Hacking in this manner is illegal, slowhand. I will need to contact local authorities.

Slowhand wrote:Just noticed someone in my apartment complex has a "TRUMP 2020" wifi network. Time to practice my HACKING SKILLZ

It's actually pretty easy with the right Linux distro and the right wifi card. May take awhile, but not hard.

No need for all that. Password was TRUMP2020

jk

Does it smell like death where anyone else lives or is that just delco?

Slowhand wrote:jk

try TRUMP2024

Stephen A. sent me a pretty cool dm after I had said that he pretty much destroyed Max Kellerman when it came to a lot of the details in the Breonna Taylor situation. I didn't @him or anything. He used logic, Kellerman as usual was the race baiter.

The kind elderly vet who used to treat our cats and charged 1970s prices retired a year or so ago. Now, we have a kind young vet who charges 2020 prices. (Not really complaining--$250 for an emergency Sunday visit really doesn't seem bad. (And the cat is a jerk, even compared to other cats, and it needs to be sedated before an exam.) Still though, the next time the cat decides to get a urinary tract infection it better not be Sunday. (And no, I don't think a urinary tract infection is an emergency either, but the cat did have a high fever.)

they pulled one over on you. it’s only Saturday.

ReadingPhilly wrote:they pulled one over on you. it’s only Saturday.

Nah, I just got the bill today.

TenuredVulture wrote:The kind elderly vet who used to treat our cats and charged 1970s prices retired a year or so ago. Now, we have a kind young vet who charges 2020 prices. (Not really complaining--$250 for an emergency Sunday visit really doesn't seem bad. (And the cat is a jerk, even compared to other cats, and it needs to be sedated before an exam.) Still though, the next time the cat decides to get a urinary tract infection it better not be Sunday. (And no, I don't think a urinary tract infection is an emergency either, but the cat did have a high fever.)

This was my same Sunday three weeks ago.

In the last two years, our local menagerie has grown from a single cat to three cats, a dog, and most recently, a bearded dragon. I feel you

phatj wrote:In the last two years, our local menagerie has grown from a single cat to three cats, a dog, and most recently, a bearded dragon. I feel you

Lol, 3 cats and a beardie here and the wife wants a dog