Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

by **Slowhand** » Sat Sep 05, 2020 19:31:49

Gonna treat myself to some peanuts.

(I’ve earned it)

by **Uncle Milty** » Sat Sep 05, 2020 19:39:53

swishnicholson wrote:Ellio's pizza: "Better than Nothing (marginally)"™

Better off eating the box

by **Wheels Tupay** » Sat Sep 05, 2020 20:46:09

Uncle Milty wrote:
swishnicholson wrote:Ellio's pizza: "Better than Nothing (marginally)"™

Better off eating the box

Hey bud, this is a PG board

by **swishnicholson** » Sat Sep 05, 2020 21:48:38

Wheels Tupay wrote:
Uncle Milty wrote:
swishnicholson wrote:Ellio's pizza: "Better than Nothing (marginally)"™

Better off eating the box

Hey bud, this is a PG board

by **TenuredVulture** » Sun Sep 06, 2020 14:14:06

Speaking of turtles--we just had one in our car port. I moved it to a shady spot under an apple tree.

by **Wheels Tupay** » Sun Sep 06, 2020 14:21:50

Did you give it an apple?

by **Uncle Milty** » Sun Sep 06, 2020 15:07:46

Wheels Tupay wrote:Did you give it an apple?

That's where he keeps the chopping block

by **TenuredVulture** » Sun Sep 06, 2020 15:28:58

No apples—the tree loses its apples in late July and early august. Lil vulture did give it a cherry tomato and a strawberry, but the turtle didn’t eat them.

by **Slowhand** » Sun Sep 06, 2020 15:29:55

I hope you washed your hands after handling the creature.

by **Uncle Milty** » Sun Sep 06, 2020 15:39:57

TenuredVulture wrote:No apples—the tree loses its apples in late July and early august. Lil vulture did give it a cherry tomato and a strawberry, but the turtle didn’t eat them.

Smart to fatten him up first.

by **azrider** » Sun Sep 06, 2020 16:33:55

swishnicholson wrote:
Wheels Tupay wrote:
Uncle Milty wrote:
swishnicholson wrote:Ellio's pizza: "Better than Nothing (marginally)"™

Better off eating the box

Hey bud, this is a PG board

Wait, we’re not talking about the square refrigerated pizza in the white box? That shit’s tasty!

by **momadance** » Sun Sep 06, 2020 22:25:30

Watching Goonies. Never realized the tough decision for the final bones chord was between an A# and a Bb. Guessing the previous chord choices were just as bad.

by **Slowhand** » Sun Sep 06, 2020 22:32:47

momadance wrote:Watching Goonies. Never realized the tough decision for the final bones chord was between an A# and a Bb. Guessing the previous chord choices were just as bad.

The bigger mystery is why the riddles written in Spanish rhymed in English when translated.

by **momadance** » Sun Sep 06, 2020 23:16:43

Slowhand wrote:
momadance wrote:Watching Goonies. Never realized the tough decision for the final bones chord was between an A# and a Bb. Guessing the previous chord choices were just as bad.

The bigger mystery is why the riddles written in Spanish rhymed in English when translated.

I'm in NJ. I don't care where you pack your drugs.

by **swishnicholson** » Sun Sep 06, 2020 23:18:33

Slowhand wrote:
momadance wrote:Watching Goonies. Never realized the tough decision for the final bones chord was between an A# and a Bb. Guessing the previous chord choices were just as bad.

The bigger mystery is why the riddles written in Spanish rhymed in English when translated.

Es un misterio fabuloso.

by **azrider** » Mon Sep 07, 2020 02:03:46

most glorious bathroom ever discovered.

was told it might be the master bedroom tho. might turn it into a great home office.

by **thephan** » Mon Sep 07, 2020 06:38:33

Help save the USPS by mailing fancy baby announcements and setup the gender reveal hazzard.

"A "smoke generating pyrotechnic device" used at the party caused the El Dorado Fire in San Bernardino "

It's closing in on burning 8000 acres

by **Uncle Milty** » Mon Sep 07, 2020 07:33:28

A channel called "circle" is airing a Hee Haw episode. Don't know if this a daily or a Labor Day thing but it's like a time machine back to my childhood.

How did my family ever watch this? The humor is sub-Bucky!

by **Bucky** » Mon Sep 07, 2020 08:15:06

i SEARCH the world over and i THOUGH I FOUND TRUE LOVE

but you met another and POOF you was gone

by **Bucky** » Mon Sep 07, 2020 08:17:38

azrider wrote:most glorious bathroom ever discovered.

was told it might be the master bedroom tho. might turn it into a great home office.

what't that vacant area with the ceiling fan supposed to be? Is that where the mariachi band sets up to entertain you while you bathe?

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