Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

by **Uncle Milty** » Thu Sep 03, 2020 15:40:23

More than one way to enjoy a turtle is all I'm sayin'

by **swishnicholson** » Thu Sep 03, 2020 15:56:16

Bill McNeal wrote:You know what animals are really cool? Turtles. I'm 40 years old and if I'm out hiking or doing something and I come across a turtle, it just makes my day. If I startle him and he hides in his shell, I'll sit quietly and wait for him to come back and watch him go off on his way. I don't pick them up or disturb them unless I see one on the road, then I'll stop and move it to the side he's going, I just enjoy a good turtle.

it's weird when I read a post with he same avatar and think, "I totally agree with that. did I post that? I don't think I posted that."

by **Slowhand** » Thu Sep 03, 2020 15:58:18

swishnicholson wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:You know what animals are really cool? Turtles. I'm 40 years old and if I'm out hiking or doing something and I come across a turtle, it just makes my day. If I startle him and he hides in his shell, I'll sit quietly and wait for him to come back and watch him go off on his way. I don't pick them up or disturb them unless I see one on the road, then I'll stop and move it to the side he's going, I just enjoy a good turtle.

it's weird when I read a post with he same avatar and think, "I totally agree with that. did I post that? I don't think I posted that."

Just imagine if jtk had the same avatar!

by **Bill McNeal** » Thu Sep 03, 2020 16:06:36

swishnicholson wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:You know what animals are really cool? Turtles. I'm 40 years old and if I'm out hiking or doing something and I come across a turtle, it just makes my day. If I startle him and he hides in his shell, I'll sit quietly and wait for him to come back and watch him go off on his way. I don't pick them up or disturb them unless I see one on the road, then I'll stop and move it to the side he's going, I just enjoy a good turtle.

it's weird when I read a post with he same avatar and think, "I totally agree with that. did I post that? I don't think I posted that."

T-U-R-T-L-E power!

by **Bucky** » Thu Sep 03, 2020 16:11:04

by **Slowhand** » Thu Sep 03, 2020 16:11:51

Bill McNeal wrote:You know what animals are really cool? Turtles. I'm 40 years old and if I'm out hiking or doing something and I come across a turtle, it just makes my day. If I startle him and he hides in his shell, I'll sit quietly and wait for him to come back and watch him go off on his way. I don't pick them up or disturb them unless I see one on the road, then I'll stop and move it to the side he's going, I just enjoy a good turtle.

by **TenuredVulture** » Thu Sep 03, 2020 16:11:56

Bill McNeal wrote:You know what animals are really cool? Turtles. I'm 40 years old and if I'm out hiking or doing something and I come across a turtle, it just makes my day. If I startle him and he hides in his shell, I'll sit quietly and wait for him to come back and watch him go off on his way. I don't pick them up or disturb them unless I see one on the road, then I'll stop and move it to the side he's going, I just enjoy a good turtle.

If you do have to pick one up to get it out of the road, be sure to thoroughly wash your hands. And yes, turtles are very cool. We get them in the yard on occasion. They can sometimes make the cat crazy.

by **Bill McNeal** » Thu Sep 03, 2020 16:14:27

TenuredVulture wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:You know what animals are really cool? Turtles. I'm 40 years old and if I'm out hiking or doing something and I come across a turtle, it just makes my day. If I startle him and he hides in his shell, I'll sit quietly and wait for him to come back and watch him go off on his way. I don't pick them up or disturb them unless I see one on the road, then I'll stop and move it to the side he's going, I just enjoy a good turtle.

If you do have to pick one up to get it out of the road, be sure to thoroughly wash your hands. And yes, turtles are very cool. We get them in the yard on occasion. They can sometimes make the cat crazy.

Ok dad.

by **Bucky** » Thu Sep 03, 2020 16:42:26

the real estate industry should listen to me. back 40-some years ago when the residential powder room became vogue, it was called a 'half bath'. so you'd have 1-1/2, 2-1/2 baths,etc.

Then they got lazy, and started expressing it in writing as 1.5, 3.5, etc.

Now, with mcmansions the way they are, larger homes have multiple power rooms. for instance that home in brig i was talking about has 3 of 'em. Obviously you can't combine half baths to make a full bath, so a house with 3 fulls and 3 halfs is not "4.5" baths. But they way they show that now is "3.5+ baths".

My idea? Just make the decimal point separate the number of full and half baths. for example, you'd express that house as "3.3" baths. a typical 3 full/1 half would be "3.1". That concept would even work with homes like Trent's, where you could just say "14.12 baths".

SOMEBODY NEEDS TO PAY ME FOR THIS IDEA

by **swishnicholson** » Thu Sep 03, 2020 16:43:55

I need a power room

by **Bill McNeal** » Thu Sep 03, 2020 16:49:03

I don't live in a mcmansion but I've got 2 powder rooms and 2 fill bath rooms, its awesome. One powder room is on the main floor and the other is in the finished basement.

by **Bucky** » Thu Sep 03, 2020 16:52:09

by **Slowhand** » Thu Sep 03, 2020 16:52:28

Back in my day we didn’t need a special room to snort powder.

by **Bill McNeal** » Thu Sep 03, 2020 16:53:01

Right off the stripper's ass, just as God intended!

by **azrider** » Thu Sep 03, 2020 17:04:40

Bucky wrote:the real estate industry should listen to me. back 40-some years ago when the residential powder room became vogue, it was called a 'half bath'. so you'd have 1-1/2, 2-1/2 baths,etc.

Then they got lazy, and started expressing it in writing as 1.5, 3.5, etc.

Now, with mcmansions the way they are, larger homes have multiple power rooms. for instance that home in brig i was talking about has 3 of 'em. Obviously you can't combine half baths to make a full bath, so a house with 3 fulls and 3 halfs is not "4.5" baths. But they way they show that now is "3.5+ baths".

My idea? Just make the decimal point separate the number of full and half baths. for example, you'd express that house as "3.3" baths. a typical 3 full/1 half would be "3.1". That concept would even work with homes like Trent's, where you could just say "14.12 baths".

SOMEBODY NEEDS TO PAY ME FOR THIS IDEA

this reminds me of story i had late last year looking at an online listing and then having to call the agent.

the listing said this property had 2.15 baths. i was like wtf, so i emailed the agent. the agent did not want to email me back, he HAD to talk to me in person. i was kinda pissed about this but interested in the house. i finally talk to the guy and ask him about this and in a condescending tone, he tells me it's a misprint and said "what did you think it was?". i was already not in the mood and my filter was off and responded "i don't know, maybe there's a fucking bucket in the closet, asshole"

i kinda had to hang up and cross the property off my list. kind of a shame, nice house.

by **swishnicholson** » Thu Sep 03, 2020 17:23:59

That's a great line. I wish i could think of a situation where I could use it.

by **Uncle Milty** » Thu Sep 03, 2020 17:41:49

Bucky wrote:the real estate industry should listen to me. back 40-some years ago when the residential powder room became vogue, it was called a 'half bath'. so you'd have 1-1/2, 2-1/2 baths,etc.

Then they got lazy, and started expressing it in writing as 1.5, 3.5, etc.

Now, with mcmansions the way they are, larger homes have multiple power rooms. for instance that home in brig i was talking about has 3 of 'em. Obviously you can't combine half baths to make a full bath, so a house with 3 fulls and 3 halfs is not "4.5" baths. But they way they show that now is "3.5+ baths".

My idea? Just make the decimal point separate the number of full and half baths. for example, you'd express that house as "3.3" baths. a typical 3 full/1 half would be "3.1". That concept would even work with homes like Trent's, where you could just say "14.12 baths".

SOMEBODY NEEDS TO PAY ME FOR THIS IDEA

Need a way to list en suites too.

by **ReadingPhilly** » Thu Sep 03, 2020 18:26:37

Jay cutler went from kristin cavalleri to tomi lahren. What a fall from grace.

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