Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Slowhand » Wed Sep 02, 2020 11:21:45

Had to install Duo Mobile on my phone. Went to the App Store and did a search for it. It came up first, but two apps down from it is a “BBW Dating & Hookups” app, and one down from that “Seeking one night dating app”. What in the heck?
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Bucky » Wed Sep 02, 2020 11:39:08

You may be young or old, single or married, but you are generous and successful. You are seeking a mutually beneficial relationship and you have no time for games.


Sugar babies are attractive, ambitious & young at heart. Sugar babies are college students, aspiring actors and actresses, single moms, or someone just starting out.


The Harlan Coben book "The Stranger" actually incorporates an app like this into one of the story lines!!! (I'm not sure if that storyline made it into the miniseries).

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby The B1G Piece » Wed Sep 02, 2020 12:00:15

We get kangaroo mice, pack rats and have three traps on the exterior of our brick-wall backyard. We got them added because we had two rattlesnakes in our backyard this spring and found out they were coming through two drainage holes, so I put some mesh over the holes to help give them fewer entry options. We have the pest guy come monthly and they send me a report of what they find (no pictures necessary). The kangaroo mice like eating our irrigation and it's been damn dry this summer that I can't blame them.

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby TenuredVulture » Wed Sep 02, 2020 12:07:08

Mrs. Vulture had mice in the Arts Center a few months ago. She bought some humane traps and every time she caught a mouse, drove out to a field and freed them. She preferred this method over having to deal with any mice dead from poison or traps. There's a cat there, and he did try to catch the mice, but he's old and fat and it was pretty pitiful.
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Napalm » Wed Sep 02, 2020 15:43:44

I'm in the twilight zone

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby swishnicholson » Wed Sep 02, 2020 16:25:55

"No woman can call herself free who does not control her own body."

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby swishnicholson » Wed Sep 02, 2020 16:29:40

In 1967, Barry Hay joined the band, replacing Krassenburg as frontman. The following year, the band earned their first number one hit in the Netherlands with the song "Dong Dong Diki Digi Dong"
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Napalm » Wed Sep 02, 2020 16:49:11

swishnicholson wrote:

I was thinking more like


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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby swishnicholson » Wed Sep 02, 2020 17:14:00

They both ask the question, "Where am I to go now that I've gone too far?"
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Bucky » Wed Sep 02, 2020 17:20:32

How did I get here? Water dissolved, water removed.

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Napalm » Wed Sep 02, 2020 17:44:13

swishnicholson wrote:They both ask the question, "Where am I to go now that I've gone too far?"

Good point. Upon further inspection, the lyrics resonate. Initially, the sound seemed like distortion.

I think the answer is, and always is, 'back to the beginning'.

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby azrider » Wed Sep 02, 2020 18:10:49

Embiid playing 48 minutes, everyone else is a scrub and the guy tinting my windows refers to himself as Capt Bob. This is the twilight zone.

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Napalm » Wed Sep 02, 2020 18:27:27

azrider wrote:Embiid playing 48 minutes, everyone else is a scrub and the guy tinting my windows refers to himself as Capt Bob. This is the twilight zone.

Am I actually Brett Brown and I am coddling Jo? Call Venkman cause I think I've trapped a ghost

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby swishnicholson » Wed Sep 02, 2020 21:15:34

CalvinBall wrote:
ReadingPhilly wrote:we used to get mice fairly frequently when i lived in fairmount because the girls always left dirty dishes in the sink. the mice would then not be able to get out of the sink. i always just scooped them up in a cup and took them over to the community garden across the street. found out the british girl would hold them down with a wooden spoon while running the water until they drowned.


I grabbed one in a plastic bag once and then stomped on it outside. Wasn't enjoyable.


As we speak, we've got myself and two cats pursuing a mouse in the house. Not covering ourselves with glory. Part of the problem is I'd rather have a mouse in the house than a cat out of the house, otherwise I could probably lure it out a door.
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Bucky » Wed Sep 02, 2020 21:24:33

is that some kind of french delicacy that mice love

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby swishnicholson » Wed Sep 02, 2020 21:34:20

Bucky wrote:is that some kind of french delicacy that mice love


fixed it.

My grandfather used to tell me French for "I Love you" was "shut the door".

Also taught me this poem:

Oeuvre la fenêtre
Sis boom bah!
Will we win it?
Je ne sais pas!
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Uncle Milty » Thu Sep 03, 2020 08:38:29

Honeycomb's big
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Bill McNeal » Thu Sep 03, 2020 08:53:52

They’re not small
man I drew all these penises for nothing - housh

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Slowhand » Thu Sep 03, 2020 09:00:27

Beekeeping could be an interesting (and lucrative) hobby. And it would help the environment.
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Uncle Milty » Thu Sep 03, 2020 09:04:58

I'll keep my bee stings to cake, thank you very much.
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