Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Bill McNeal » Thu Sep 03, 2020 12:05:59

In the same vein, at work there is a gentleman named Atul, but it’s produced a tool. He works in IT infrastructure, so I don’t work directly with him, but he is our contact point for some information. So when I first started, I was like hey where do I get the information on user entity controls, and they were like “we don’t get that ourselves, we get it from atul” so I thought that there was like an actual tool, like a web app we used to get it. Nope, you just email Atul and he responds.

Side note though, he sucks at responding to emails and isn’t very good at his job in general, so Atul is a tool.
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby azrider » Thu Sep 03, 2020 12:07:17

my Joseph Joseph can opener that was on back order for over a month is set to arrive tomorrow. pretty excited. going to be lining up all my canned goods tonight in anticipation for this event.

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Slowhand » Thu Sep 03, 2020 12:08:26

Don’t think I have any cans that aren’t a pop top. All cans should be pop top. I cannot be convinced otherwise.
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Monkeyboy » Thu Sep 03, 2020 12:15:16

Slowhand wrote:Don’t think I have any cans that aren’t a pop top. All cans should be pop top. I cannot be convinced otherwise.



nor should you
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby azrider » Thu Sep 03, 2020 12:15:46

for just 9 dollars on amazon, the joseph joseph will allow you to finally explore the vast wilderness of canned goods that are not pop tops. so many cans, so little time.

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Uncle Milty » Thu Sep 03, 2020 12:17:19

Slowhand wrote:Don’t think I have any cans that aren’t a pop top. All cans should be pop top. I cannot be convinced otherwise.

Disagree. A conventional can and opener are superior for anything you drain before using. Cans of tuna, for example.
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby azrider » Thu Sep 03, 2020 12:20:47

also saves the dolphins

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Slowhand » Thu Sep 03, 2020 12:22:39

Uncle Milty wrote:
Slowhand wrote:Don’t think I have any cans that aren’t a pop top. All cans should be pop top. I cannot be convinced otherwise.

Disagree. A conventional can and opener are superior for anything you drain before using. Cans of tuna, for example.


Not convinced.
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Uncle Milty » Thu Sep 03, 2020 12:23:24

azrider wrote:my Joseph Joseph can opener that was on back order for over a month is set to arrive tomorrow. pretty excited. going to be lining up all my canned goods tonight in anticipation for this event.

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Watched a video. Not impressed. Looks much more difficult to turn than my Kuhn Rikon bargain from HomeGoods.
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby azrider » Thu Sep 03, 2020 12:27:14

not really looking to reinvent the wheel, just hoping it's a step up from this.




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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Bill McNeal » Thu Sep 03, 2020 12:28:40

Remember when your mom would buy those big cans of juice and you’d have to punch two holes in the top.
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Napalm » Thu Sep 03, 2020 12:31:16

Bill McNeal wrote:Remember when your mom would buy those big cans of juice and you’d have to punch two holes in the top.

fuckin love shrapnel with my grape drink

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby azrider » Thu Sep 03, 2020 12:36:16

Hi-C bitches! someone came from money.

kool aid- middle class white kids
kool aid (add sugar)- poor white kids
flavor aid- black kids

before someone goes off on az being fucking klansman or some shit... it wasn't me or another white kid that came up with and told me about this hierarchy of flavored drinks. hopefully have a sense of humor and enjoy.

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby azrider » Thu Sep 03, 2020 12:37:03

Napalm wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:Remember when your mom would buy those big cans of juice and you’d have to punch two holes in the top.

fuckin love shrapnel with my grape drink


always wondered where that went.

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Uncle Milty » Thu Sep 03, 2020 12:39:34

We had a special spout for those cans. Jammed it in, twisted a little and then you could make the juice pour out.
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby swishnicholson » Thu Sep 03, 2020 12:49:42

Uncle Milty wrote:We had a special spout for those cans. Jammed it in, twisted a little and then you could make the juice pour out.


At some point everyone had to figure out why that extra hole was necessary. After trying to pour without it, it quickly became clear.

(okay, I didn't start out trying to join milty in the /PiP thread.)
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby slugsrbad » Thu Sep 03, 2020 13:08:57

Uncle Milty wrote:
Slowhand wrote:Don’t think I have any cans that aren’t a pop top. All cans should be pop top. I cannot be convinced otherwise.

Disagree. A conventional can and opener are superior for anything you drain before using. Cans of tuna, for example.


Agreed. I hate how some cans are now rounded on the bottom. It is much quicker to drain things if you can open them from the bottom. I guess I could just store things upside down... but why should I have to take the extra step?

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I did not think about storing cans upside down for top draining until typing out this complaint :oops:
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby swishnicholson » Thu Sep 03, 2020 14:45:35

I've put jamiethekiller on ignore and I think my bp just dropped ten points.
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Bill McNeal » Thu Sep 03, 2020 15:09:23

You know what animals are really cool? Turtles. I'm 40 years old and if I'm out hiking or doing something and I come across a turtle, it just makes my day. If I startle him and he hides in his shell, I'll sit quietly and wait for him to come back and watch him go off on his way. I don't pick them up or disturb them unless I see one on the road, then I'll stop and move it to the side he's going, I just enjoy a good turtle.
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby z ipper » Thu Sep 03, 2020 15:23:50

it took having to wear a mask 12 hours a day to realize i have a deviated septum. would be like 8-10k to fix. gonna break it again and hope for the best.

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