Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Slowhand » Wed Sep 02, 2020 09:34:40

Well, you could always get a few pet snakes to release in the house, just gotta train the cat to leave the snakes alone (and vice versa)
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby ReadingPhilly » Wed Sep 02, 2020 09:44:04

we used to get mice fairly frequently when i lived in fairmount because the girls always left dirty dishes in the sink. the mice would then not be able to get out of the sink. i always just scooped them up in a cup and took them over to the community garden across the street. found out the british girl would hold them down with a wooden spoon while running the water until they drowned.

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Slowhand » Wed Sep 02, 2020 09:47:40

There are an alarming number of videos on YouTube of people showing creative but sadistic mouse traps. Very strange.
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby azrider » Wed Sep 02, 2020 09:48:35

the brits... fuckin savages.

rp clearly shows why america truly is the beacon of light in this very dark world.

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby CalvinBall » Wed Sep 02, 2020 09:58:39

ReadingPhilly wrote:we used to get mice fairly frequently when i lived in fairmount because the girls always left dirty dishes in the sink. the mice would then not be able to get out of the sink. i always just scooped them up in a cup and took them over to the community garden across the street. found out the british girl would hold them down with a wooden spoon while running the water until they drowned.


I grabbed one in a plastic bag once and then stomped on it outside. Wasn't enjoyable.

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Slowhand » Wed Sep 02, 2020 09:59:37

Well, there goes azrider’s theory.
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby azrider » Wed Sep 02, 2020 10:00:13

CalvinBall wrote:
Slowhand wrote:Have you (or your landlord) called an exterminator?


landlord sucks and he drags his feet on everything. for example, our windows sometimes leak during bigger rain storms. the plaster between the bottom of the frame and the floor has some decent cracks and peeling because of this. we have told him and he is just like it is an old house.


the landlord's kinda right... this ain't the motel 6 your're staying in here. gotta expect some small issues here and there.

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby azrider » Wed Sep 02, 2020 10:01:11

Slowhand wrote:Well, there goes azrider’s theory.


:ce:

a very sad day indeed, slowhand. i blame trump.
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby CFP » Wed Sep 02, 2020 10:01:46

Last time I trapped a mouse I got him in a takeout soup container and hurled him from the front porch into the street. Wonder if he survived

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby azrider » Wed Sep 02, 2020 10:03:39

CFP wrote:Last time I trapped a mouse I got him in a takeout soup container and hurled him from the front porch into the street. Wonder if he survived


unless your front porch is 54 floors above park avenue, he's roaming free. remarkable creatures.

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby CalvinBall » Wed Sep 02, 2020 10:06:23

azrider wrote:
CalvinBall wrote:
Slowhand wrote:Have you (or your landlord) called an exterminator?


landlord sucks and he drags his feet on everything. for example, our windows sometimes leak during bigger rain storms. the plaster between the bottom of the frame and the floor has some decent cracks and peeling because of this. we have told him and he is just like it is an old house.


the landlord's kinda right... this ain't the motel 6 your're staying in here. gotta expect some small issues here and there.


water puddles on the floor.

we are paying him to live here. he is a bad landlord.

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby azrider » Wed Sep 02, 2020 10:08:32

CalvinBall wrote:
azrider wrote:
CalvinBall wrote:
Slowhand wrote:Have you (or your landlord) called an exterminator?


landlord sucks and he drags his feet on everything. for example, our windows sometimes leak during bigger rain storms. the plaster between the bottom of the frame and the floor has some decent cracks and peeling because of this. we have told him and he is just like it is an old house.


the landlord's kinda right... this ain't the motel 6 your're staying in here. gotta expect some small issues here and there.


water puddles on the floor.

we are paying him to live here. he is a bad landlord.


gentrification is bad my friend. live as nature intended.

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Slowhand » Wed Sep 02, 2020 10:09:56

Knock on wood, no domicile I’ve ever lived in has ever had any rodents. Growing up, many neighbors had citrus trees and I’d spot the occasional fruit rat outside, but that’s it. Had a lot of black racer snakes around which I’m sure helped.
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby CFP » Wed Sep 02, 2020 10:12:11

Hasn’t helped that my cat seems somewhat inept when it does come to mice. She’ll have one in her mouth but then sort of drops it and won’t finish the job.

My parents had a cat back in the day who got one. My mom woke up to a mouse on her chest in the middle of the night and the cat right there. He never sat in anyone’s lap and hated contact. Funny creatures they are.

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby azrider » Wed Sep 02, 2020 10:14:51

Slowhand wrote:Knock on wood, no domicile I’ve ever lived in has ever had any rodents. Growing up, many neighbors had citrus trees and I’d spot the occasional fruit rat outside, but that’s it. Had a lot of black racer snakes around which I’m sure helped.


and probably many other non native invasive species. florida ain't a state, it's an overgrown exotic pet store.
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Uncle Milty » Wed Sep 02, 2020 10:15:16

Growing up surrounded by fields it sounded like a gatling gun of mousetraps at night every year when cold weather first arrived.

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Slowhand » Wed Sep 02, 2020 10:19:58

azrider wrote:
Slowhand wrote:Knock on wood, no domicile I’ve ever lived in has ever had any rodents. Growing up, many neighbors had citrus trees and I’d spot the occasional fruit rat outside, but that’s it. Had a lot of black racer snakes around which I’m sure helped.


and probably many other non native invasive species. florida ain't a state, it's an overgrown exotic pet store.


Very true. Pythons are out of control in south Florida and moving north. You don’t even need to be licensed anymore to go out and kill them. A friend of mine makes money on the side doing that. He has invited me to come along a few times. I’m not afraid of snakes, but I’ve politely declined.
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby azrider » Wed Sep 02, 2020 10:21:21

CFP wrote:Hasn’t helped that my cat seems somewhat inept when it does come to mice. She’ll have one in her mouth but then sort of drops it and won’t finish the job.

My parents had a cat back in the day who got one. My mom woke up to a mouse on her chest in the middle of the night and the cat right there. He never sat in anyone’s lap and hated contact. Funny creatures they are.


according to my grandmom... gotta feed them just right. also gotta have a broom handy if they got too friendly. they gotta have an edge to them.

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby azrider » Wed Sep 02, 2020 10:24:17

Slowhand wrote:
azrider wrote:
Slowhand wrote:Knock on wood, no domicile I’ve ever lived in has ever had any rodents. Growing up, many neighbors had citrus trees and I’d spot the occasional fruit rat outside, but that’s it. Had a lot of black racer snakes around which I’m sure helped.


and probably many other non native invasive species. florida ain't a state, it's an overgrown exotic pet store.


Very true. Pythons are out of control in south Florida and moving north. You don’t even need to be licensed anymore to go out and kill them. A friend of mine makes money on the side doing that. He has invited me to come along a few times. I’m not afraid of snakes, but I’ve politely declined.


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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Bill McNeal » Wed Sep 02, 2020 10:33:28

We’ve only had mice in one house that we lived in and once we caught it we never had any more so that was good. I’ve seen a mouse in the garage at our current house before, but they’ve never gotten in the house itself. Did find a snake in the basement at our last house, that was interesting, it was a baby rat snake so no big deal, but that is also probably why we never saw any mice near that house either.
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